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Get the fuck out of here before I tear your head off, you old fuck.
And a pervert, a pedophile...
Now this little renovation was totally clandestine.
Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments.
- We're the good guys. - No, you're the fucking dead guys.
That's not it. I'm gonna give each
You're right. If we're gonna dress like heroes, we should act like heroes.
So, we tried the cops. And tried the newspapers.
Which means nobody knew about it.
I'm a supervillain. It's evolution.
He's got like a thousand followers already.
Someone who's got your back.
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Oh, wait.
- You done many team-ups before? - Kind of. Yeah. No, not really.
Please, Mindy.
- I'm sorry. - I think we're in trouble.
You're gonna put this on.
And no matter how slutty you dress,
Reverse it, reverse it!
- Nobody wants to be Robin. - What's wrong with Robin?
I go to an awesome college, I marry a hot guy,
He's got such a hard-on for killing people.
And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him,
Remember what you told me?
Sorry, sir.
People should get what they deserve.
We were in the ultimate clique.
This, is all make- believe, Brooke.
Steal it from a six-year old?
What do you say, Hit-Girl?
A lot of people have said the cops were too heavy-handed that night.
You dropped yours in the toilet again?
I can kill a man with his own finger.
Are you?
A bunch of people with made-up names,
I'm Hit-Girl.
Well, I...
Hit-Girl and Big Daddy had been the real deal.
A family living in the street deserves a hot meal.
You hear me?
I'mma tell them the truth.
What was that? A cheap shot?
Now!
Okay, umm...
Dad had warned me that the real world had real consequences.
But I'm not so sure that was a bad thing.
Fifty thousand. She's worth it!
Hey, get the kid a Frappuchino. Let me put his little punk ass back to work.
Then you worked for my Mom. Now, you work for me.
Did you guys watch Spiderman last night?
Not anymore, Dave.
Let me translate that: you can't just copy Dave's name, you nobgobbler!
and post it all over YouTube. For reals!
The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases
ME WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS IVE GOTTEN DARKER
If you don't let me, and the police do our jobs,
'Cause the only thing that's gonna ruin my day
You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
I mean, things have gone out of hand.
That's not what it's for.
The Motherfucker.
You're out of work. You're here doing crunches.
Sorry, Chris, but your mom pays me not to be cool.
- Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin? - Robin wishes he was me.
Maybe a little bit of both.
I'mma go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off.
be warned, mugger, heads up, perv!
Get in the cab. The meter's running.
We're taking out some real bad guys.
I'm not supposed to do nothing while you went to jail.
Beware Dr. Gravity!
How do you know that?
Our own superhero team.
Hands in the air, spud roll.
I've been studying privately with Coach Podell.
We, my friends, are the real one percent.
You are Mindy Macready.
That is not a fair fight.
Your new names little bitch Hahahahahahahaha
Why are you looking at me?
I just thought it's funny you said that. Because he is Kick-Ass' father.
- and Night Bitch teaches ballet. - Night Bitch?
Good enough for me, pal.
Not out of respect, but because they were scared that something would happen.