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- And three quarters. - What the fuck do you want?
Your life has no meaning, dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice?
That's the kid?
Those girls, they're...
No shit.
Is this how you thought you'd die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Wait, you mean everything?
So why don't you spare us all the whining and slit your wrists now.
- Sure. - Alright!
Your new names little bitch Haha
- Hey, asshole, it's me. Dave. - Dave?
What did it say?
Hey, roid-rage.
Before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
I did my homework on you, Colonel.
Battle Guy?
Here, take this.
He's a born again Christian.
If I was even thinking about a Kick-Ass sequel, I had to get serious.
What did you call me?
- Want to see something cool? - Yeah!
It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the middle east.
Female suspect fleeing Flatbush.
We don't even know each other's names.
Seriously?
You think you can buy us? Is that what you think?
You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It's very rude.
I want you to stop talking to that boy
The next few days passed in a fog.
Uncle Ralph, I am gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us.
Come on!
"Woah, You Don't Think That's Just A Little Bit Incredibly Racist?"
That you're fucking a ninth-grader or that you just got dumped by one?
Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life.
Hell, yeah!
Well, the cops are out there looking for them.
Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it.
You'll have to stay in there until you calm down, you lunatic.
- Too expensive. - What the fuck!
Is that blood?
Don't you wanna know someone's there for you?
with some boy and I lost you guys over the bridge.
Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman.
Wait!
I need your help.
So, umm...
You're one of the smartest little girls I know.
Me? I've given up being a superhero 'cause it was way too dangerous.
Shit, Dave, what have you done?
- That's not my name. - I'm not calling you that, forget it.
Hope to die.
Hit me.
My superpower Is I'm rich as shit!
I'd say fifty grand.
Don't you wanna walk out the door everyday in skin-tight clothes,
- What the hell, where's my crew? - Chris, everybody's just...
And now I'm ending it.
I'll show you his profile after I hit the men's room.
I thought this could be our meeting room.
Your attention, please!
Are you okay?
I needed to see my Robin, I guess.
You go to your room and do your homework.
You! You are my problem.
Oh, yeah?
Besties stick together.
Good night, Colonel, Thanks for everything.
Whoop-ass, Kickass-Man, Doctor Kick-ass?
Woah! This is so cool!
You sure she's on their team?
There's nothing that you can do to hurt me.
Good evening, young man. We'd like a word with Jimmy Kim.
- Okay, good, I don't want to do it. - Fine.
Cinéaddict
You actually seem like a nice guy.
...deserves a visit from Eisenhower.
and headquarters on the moon.
I love you, pal.
One last time.