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Gonna call for help with a comeback?
So, now I stand up for the defenseless.
Voila! Presto and alaca-damn!
It's still blowing my mind, Kick-Ass.
Well, you could've fooled me, Ass-licker.
We didn't join up to be in a gang. We did it so we could help people.
Yeah, like your head.
Did he say why he wanted to see me?
Fifty thousand per week, plus expenses.
invited you to your first party?
Dr. Gravity has the flu and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so...
We are gonna cut him up into little pieces and feed that shit to MC Shark,
The Motherfucker wants us to take a picture with you.
I understand that you don't know who that person is, yet, but you will.
Doesn't bring her back, but at least I'm doing something positive about it.
Remembering Tommy owns a dry fruit business
Not if you're a granny slammer.
Come on, Chris. You're your own man now.
I couldn't tell my girlfriend Katie, or Marty and Todd.
I'm sorry, I just zoned out for a second.
you were all swapping these awesome origin stories.
Hello?
What are you doing?
Making it a better place.
You don't know what you want. You can't.
Don't worry.
Okay, great.
Them boys designed a very tasty logo.
What the hell is that?
All the other people putting on masks were just playing superhero.
I became Night Bitch after my sister was murdered and found in a dumpster.
Go! Go!
But if you don't like that, find yourself another motherfucking job, okay?
- I guess we're the first ones here. - This isn't where you have a party, moron.
So I went online and found a Physics professor calling himself Dr. Gravity.
It's time to see what evil dick feels like Urgh
If you're scared of dying, one thing is certain. You are going to die.
You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you?
You know, all the homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
Your new names little bitch Hahahahahahaha waaaaaaaa
"I've got some butterflies."
- Todd. - No, really.
Yeah. And I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
You know how you feel when you watch that video by Union J?
- Did you just call me your fucking butler? - Yeah, is it not a compliment?
Javier, you worked for my Dad.
Let's trash this place, guys.
- Where are we going? - To a party.
She's just trying to recreate Mindy in her own image.
Very nice!
Yeah, thanks. Ass-kicker.
Promise me you're not doing anything foolish?
That is not my name!
But he's not here anymore.
He's ironic.
Well, my mask is about to get its' teeth kicked in.
is looking at your face one more second.
I'm so sorry about what happened.
If it's not too inconvenient.
I've got some butterflies.
It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea.
Don't worry, darling. I'm not gonna kill you.
I don't want to...
And he wants everybody to lay low.
That's supervillain territory. Or as I call my little gang,
Look where that got him.
They may wear costumes but it isn't Halloween.
I know this is why you guys don't text me back. I'm not an actual idiot.
Feds traced the IP addresses for all those other costumed freaks.
I don't know what's worse.
I was, but I wasn't feeling so good. And so, the nurse decided to send me home.
Date ditch.
It is. Hi, Brooke.
This is gonna be balls.
Nah sorry bitch you're tripping
Hey, can we chat?
Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing?
Dad! What...
We're getting pizza.
Dave, this isn't a comic book.
Were you really gonna shoot him?
You blew up my dad with a bazooka!
It is just hungry. We must feed it.
What a looser.
No, you're right.
That's okay.
Mindy was gonna keep wearing the mask, as long as there are criminals to take down.
Marcus, they cut a guy's head off. Who else is going to stop them?
Mindy, I wanna give you a chance that, the rest of the girls in our class would kill for.