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This is the VIP area for the core group.
You know we can never do this again, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, the guy I told you about owns this place.
Mother Russia.
You want me to solve that for you?
Watch the bunny!
I told you, no TV. You're grounded, remember?
Aren't you tired of being on your own?
Sharon's right. We need to leave this to the cops.
I wonder what's bothering you.
- Alright, I'll see you soon, okay? - All right.
I've been bullied my whole life for being gay.
- Fist bump. - Thank you, thank you, sir.
Oh, this is perfect.
For everything.
Listen, Chris things have been tough all around since your dad, you know...
Okay, well, when I found you guys online,
Hey, you wanna work for me, huh?
- What's with the bags of shit? - It's fertilizer for the bombs!
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Who's next?
Your father died in a fire.
- Seriously? - You're such a dick, Marty.
The Motherfucker. He's some guy planning to be the world's first supervillain.
Oh, God! You're frogging her?
That's what I'd like to hear!
Otherwise, what's the point?
I made a promise to Marcus.
Yeah, you were supposed to get an award for perfect attendance but, you didn't attend.
He recruiting an army of supervillains and making homemade bombs.
You home? Dad?
But a genuine badass...
I'm really sorry, Marcus, I don't wanna make...
I haven't had white sugar since my first birthday.
MMA is like chess, it's all about the moves.
You get away from me. Please. You win.
Nice.
Street rules, bitch!
What an asshole.
You have to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm.
Now this little renovation was totally clandestine
- Just like a real-life Batcave. - I know, right?
the very first superhero. Together.
Cross my heart.
eventually, it had to end, too.
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
knowing that everyone worships you?
No, no, man. He took a hit to the head, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Where are you going?
- But he's in prison. - Doesn't matter. He runs the family now.
Hey, guys. We're signing a sympathy card for the Colonel's sister.
But that didn't stop people from begging to join up.
It's like finding out your best friend's always been Will Smith. Y'know.
Just like it had to eventually happen.
We're gonna have a party.
Come on, stay loose, baby. Walk it off, walk it off!
and I want you to promise me that this is never gonna happen again.
I know you. You're that freshman who took a ride on Dave Lizewski's disco stick.
I used to hang with, a lot of losers.
Okay! Jeez.
- Nice backpack. - Thanks.
God, Okay, I'm Just... I'm Not In The Mood! I guess evil dick feels limp.
You're a fifteen- year-old girl...
It doesn't matter if you're wearing a mask or make-up.
that follows The Motherfucker on Twitter.
Come on, c'mon, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.
I am...
and you'll probably end up like your father.
I don't know a Marty.
I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero.
Let me take your temperature first.
- Hey, Mind, how was school? - Super crazy.
- Boneheads in blue take a blind eye. - How do you know he's here tonight?
Here we go.
- Hello? - Marcus?
Not just girls. Kids. Ships them in from villages back home.
It's biology bitch
So break it. You're a superhero, remember?
Wait, we can't leave. We have no money.
- Nah, that's my name. - Okay, okay, uhh, Red, Red Mist...
I'm gonna fuck, this world, up! They will know The Motherfucker's name!
The police didn't mind our real-life superhero stuff
I'm not really sure about these names you've come up with, either.
Red Mist? Whatever happened to that guy?
The bitch slap.... Keeping assholes in line since 1836
Night Bitch! Behind you!