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- You're saying you hired a chick? - Yeah.
And that you were supposed to listen to me, right?
We're shutting you down.
Jersey Shore, motherfucker!
Now we got every law enforcement agency in the state working to hit them at once.
All psychopaths and ex-cons welcome.
I'm serious. What if Spider-Man or Batman got killed one night? It could happen.
Please, just make him stop! Please!
You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talking.
CHILL
I'm sorry, but it's over. I'm done.
Maybe Night Bitch was right. Which means Dad was, too.
The only person I blame is myself.
- I'm grounded. - So?
Poor Mindy. What did you think?
Just because you dress like us, doesn't mean that you can be like one of us.
- You got plenty now. - Thank you.
the one you were supposed to open if anything ever happened to him.
Only problem? I was still on my own.
You can't tell me what to do anymore.
- That guy is old enough to be his father. - No shit, right?
We got the strength, we got the nerve,
Your new name's Little Bitch.
What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like the Dynamic Duo.
the movement has started to spread.
There's a dog on my balls!
Like a, like a Chuck Liddell, or whoever.
- Hey. - So...
They're evil.
I mean we're really superheroes but as much as we're really dating.
We're not here to steal from you. We're here to send a message.
"- What the hell's frog eye? ? - Male cameltoe."
Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras?
This is your life. You got to live it.
Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass.
What a total loser you are. And...
What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
You don't get it, Dave.
Chris D'Amico!
and I make adorable babies for my nanny to take care of
Good.
- Insect Man? - Yeah. I'm...
Mindy beat me like morning wood, every day for three weeks.
- For what comes next. - Don't be stupid, Chris.
According to Twitter, a man claiming to be the world's first supervillain...
Lois, you don't need these assholes.
Mindy what you did to those girls at school, was unacceptable.
Four attackers...
The bouncer makes six.
- Hey, guys. What you talking 'bout? - Nothing.
no boy is ever gonna wanna kiss that hole you call a mouth.
I always wondered why no one tried to be a superhero before me.
I got his right arm.
There're a lot of guys online who's said they're in if we need them.
Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a Tobin strap-on.
What did I tell you about taking the Lord's name in vain?
Ike come on
- No, definitely not. - I'm fucking with you.
or you're back in make-believe land, sweetheart.
and we've been doing this 3 nights a week.
- Ladies first. - You will not shoot me.
I've got a secret for you.