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there's an S word I'd like to throw
Huh, baby?
Why do you have to keep fighting him?
like the Lone Ranger with 10 bucks to throw down.
I figured you walked out of there
I mean, God knows what else is different.
You're so quick to make me your enemy?
Yes.
Merry Christmas, Santa! Whoo!
This the first time you ever done somethin' like this?
OK? That's it.
Mr. Bangs, um...
Uhh!
not the words.
vompee? what do you want vitallessmusili? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! vittutindia vitamagpiekdkdfkfkckck! thank you vomitpit virootapointer! you're welcome vroblem velesectricitystron!
in the back of the head like this.
How much money is in that casino?
he's probably going to have to take down 3 casinos.
[Shaking Bed]
[Rudy Laughs]
You said he was stabbed.
You're... You're cheating me!
Thanks a lot.
No!
and being on parole,
Monster, he's not the guy.
have brought you.
That's the first thing I'm gonna do.
So, we gotta have 5 Santas not walk out.
Millions?
It's really good.
Man On TV: Good to see you again.
Holiday Jell-O.
2 days, man.
what's the first thing you're gonna do?
they'll remember him when the job goes down.
How long since your makeover?
Get out of here.
Ho ho ho.
[Laughs]
And they're going to find you there,
- We drive for a living! - [Gunshot]
We're takin' down that casino, convict.
Nick: Yeah, what makes you think your dad'll forgive you?
Sit down! Sit down!
[Laughs]
- Come on! - Stay down.
Uhh!
Just get out.
Come on, let's get it on!
or the gang don't eat come sunrise.
Right. Sorry, Monster.
That's what I like to see.
Now, I understand why he'd tell us
The map is kinda messy, Monster.
Spend a day or two with her.
It would be so much fun. Come on.
you know, try the 5.99 prime rib.
I know this.
fucking convict!
We're here to win money.
If only Ma and Pop...
If you want a future, you got to stand up and steal it.
[Laughing] Oh, yes, we did.
Hold on, just hold on.
Nick Cassidy worked for me 2 years ago.
and his fucked-up friends for way too long.
Hot chocolate.
The slash across the ribs, the homemade blood capsule,
- Ashley: What? - Gabriel: The Powwow Safe.
You could have got yourself a girl.
making up for lost Nicky time.
Uhh.
# Our finest gifts we bring #
Merlin: Fucker decided to build him
Oh, man, what's wrong with you?
See...
You're real.
[Chatter And Machine Noise Playing]
[Sniffles]
I was in the joint with him.
and a headache.
Provisions, Nick.
and somebody watching the back.
Hi, Nick.
You don't even know what it is.
Nick: Believe me!
Well, convict...
Why didn't you tell me your brother was a criminal?
Aah!
Ohh. Ohh, ohh.
Aah! No! Don't!
Aren't you going to take those beards off?
Rudy, that whore, Millie Bobeck?
Must've burned up all that money, too.
that he's not the guy?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Where's she work?
Merlin: Aah!
Oh.
Good-bye, Rudy, my man.
Rudy: You hang around with criminals,
You're a good writer, Nick.
[Sighs]
Is this Nick Cassidy?!
Yeah. All right.
Bastard. Get out!
Look, look, I don't care about the pancake breakfast.
Ooh ha!
Ante up, boys.
I know what I'm talking about. You...
Hey...
Never tried.
with a breast-implanted tongue?
All right! All right, all right!
unless I was driving 15 hours a day.
you get down into the cashier cage,
We understand the Paiute's casino
kissing you,
These guys aren't fucking around. Let's move.
Yeah.
I'm not him.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Pug: Man, this guy I'm talking about,
Rudy: Shit.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Ashley: That's it. That's all I know.
[Engine Starts]
but he read your letters.
2 out of 3?
I'm sorry. Here, hold this.
I have.
Oh, my God.
5 years... since it opened.
That's for the 200 you took out of the minibar.
I have no idea.
He's helped us do the map.
Start singing, Nick.
# My love has come along #
my best friend.
Get her out of here.
Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!
that used to be Bangs's office.
[Lowers Volume Of Tape]
Well...
But when I read what you wrote to me,
No.
So, 6 guys... that's 6 guns.
Gabriel: Worked for people who wouldn't keep me on
Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
[Rudy Coughing]
What?
Well, I mean, I...
Is that what you're trying to do?
Hmm. What do you say
You're old! You're taking Santa's money!
I can't go back. They'll kill me.
Who they ripped off. What did they do?
Y'all keep an eye on my guitar, now.
Aah!
[Laughs]
No, I didn't.
How long you work here?
# At last #
Ho ho!
Nothing, man. He just wanted to know
Why? Why you gotta say a thing like that?
[Gunshot]
Merry Christmas, Jack.
Ho ho ho. Oh, I know you.
sleep in my old bed,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I can't just be outside drawing some map.
the only thing he's been doing right so far