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Ashley: you go chasing his girlfriend?
Ashley: No, you promised me.
You don't know him.
Guard: Hey, Zook! Sit the fuck down!
Get down there!
Turn off the fucking alarm!
Who's in prison now?
What you want to do, um...
All right, what do you want to know?
Is this him?
some stranger at the bottom of a ravine
# I've got a girl... #
Take a look.
Nothing.
And look at that, Grandpa.
I was walking into heartache.
the more his help's for real.
Yeah. She's gonna be out there, man.
you just gimme a holler, huh?
[Rudy Laughs]
and you, my friend,
I would've never ended up here.
God, I have been dreaming about that smile...
Gabriel: You what?
Yeah.
She'd just have to convince them
Damn.
and I can't help you, because I'm not him!
They must've given the place a makeover.
Gabriel: Hey.
Man: Hey, hey! Come back here!
Gabriel: Hey...
# But the fire is so delightful #
The search intensified...
Bangs: There you go.
Jack, is there a union for department store Santas?
- Get up. - Please.
I said he died.
State of Michigan, anyway.
OK.
You want to hear about some job of mine,
Aah!
with the birthday boy himself.
Jack Bangs. He was always talking about
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
and some pumpkin fucking spice
Get your own room, Ashley.
Shut up!
The money is in the car.
into the conversation here,
and I can tell you if I can work with this map
She sounds pretty mature for 25.
Rudy: Uh, the door's accessed by a keypad.
Ashley: Gabriel, no!
I'm paying 10 times odds on craps,
Gabriel: He was trying to stop me.
Ash?
Ashley: Areas of expertise?
Oh, yeah, but you knew what he wanted, right?
Why not?
so while we're inhaling London broil and lobster bisque,
Huh?
Did you think I was serious about her, man?
Oh, God.
counting cards, getting piss-drunk,
You want to get to the security,
Inmate: Shut the fuck up!
this is the guy you've been waitin' for.
Save it, Bam-Bam.
You just hit from my cards.
Relax.
and then from the security,
Aah!
You saved me.
Not Nick Cassidy.
[Gasps]
Jumpy.
Nick: And she...
Say it with car keys.
Nick...
Oh, God!
[Machine Gun Fire In Casino]
Maybe you, um...
You gave them the confidence
So...
rolling out the red carpet for me.
Uhh. Uhh.
[Coughing]
Ashley: If that makes me a liar...
# Everywhere we go #
Save-Away.
His face fell off. Take this.
[Indistinct Speech Over P.A.]
He was supposed to stab me in the yard later that day,
Nick: I just wanted to be the boss of somethin', ya know?
[Rudy Groans]
Uhh!
That's the way it goes. Ha!
Isn't this what you wanted him for?
Woman: Did you keep going?
When it gets long, it's really curly,
Hey, listen. Listen, now,
Bro, I'm fucked.
What's her greatest fear?
Whoever she is.
Shut the fuck up!
Ashley: He's manpower.
Do that again.
I haven't gambled in forever.
He thinks I'm the reason he ended up in solitary.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Look, man, get the fuck out of here!
I'm going to give you a chance.
Ashley: Gabriel, you promised.
have leftovers for about 6 months,
I don't know about that.
Boy: Mom.
Then tell me something, Nick.
Rudy: OK? And you do that
are not bringing in any new revenues.
[Laughs]
I'm gonna tell them not to bother us
You're going to be spending Christmas
Rudy: Son of a bitch!
- Uhh. - Oh, God.
I'm no threat without a gun.
Yeah, I figured. I figured.
Nick: No, Ashley, I'm gonna be there.
Snow.
No boyfriend of mine is gonna walk around
I got a wife and family.
p-points to make.
Couple of rum and Cokes, please.
TV: It's the only time
Get your hands off me.
All right.
Just so you know...
Gabriel: He'd rather die
They just wanted to get inside.