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- Jesus. - We'll get there.
You know... You know something?
And by the way, you show me another buffet
[Sighs]
Been forever since I'd known a holiday,
that all human beings are really members
God-quality,
Bangs: What do you think?
you are done with the road.
Yeah?
[Laughs]
Fuck you!
Guard: Your world,
Play my hand.
Hey, sis.
[Liquid Dripping]
Rudy: Ho ho ho!
your house, your car, your mother-in-law.
Don't tip.
Make sure she's the right girl.
Shit.
and fall in, huh?
How's your coffee?
late May or early June,
That's what it looks like, Romeo.
[Chuckles] Nah.
Prison.
# How I'll hate goin' out in the storm #
Drop it now!
Alamo's back.
You motherfucker!
Ohh.
He should have signed his name,
every time.
Never make the same mistake twice.
No!
a Powwow Safe.
You think we don't know what a long shot is? Huh?
Nick.
Believe this.
I figure a guy like that was gonna have to work
Merlin: You want to keep playing?
Uhh.
Goddamn it, you're hitting from my card. No.
[Both Grunt]
# And life is like a song #
You'll want to get to that.
I never worked at a casino.
I don't remember anybody, I just wanna go home.
he will kill you.
Listen.
Why don't you send most of your boys home, Ed?
I've been in prison for 2 years.
# And the fire is slowly dying #
Rudy, voice-over: All I wanna do
P.A.: Shower release, first tier.
Brother.
Woman: Hey. You look good.
Ahh!
Rudy, you and me, man.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Oh, man, it's your jacket. You can have it.
What'd they call her in high school?
like that's some kind of Christmas fucking bonus.
OK?
- Hey, man. Hey. - Merlin: Shut up!
By the time you hit the bottom down there,
I don't know about you. I'm going home.
Hey. Hey!
P.A.: Emmett Johnson, report back to your cellblock.
all the cars I ever stole,
Maybe you saw me, and I didn't...
Had some...
Keep your gun on him, honey.
You gotta believe me, I swear it.
All right, calm down.
That fucking convict. Jeez!
and for God in the heavens
Could the fat man with the flying horses
That's what he called it.
We go together, remember?
Aah!
[Men Laugh]
Like I said,
Don't do it, Rudy.
Well, you know, fine. It's up to you.
Merry Christmas.
I know you real well.
and you saw my clothes or something,
Cowboy.
when you...
he fell in love with you, too.
When I'm with him,
Take them.
Hey.
Jeez, rolling 2-dollar fucking bettors.
He will kill you. If you keep telling him that you're not you,
What?!
No. Please don't do this here, OK?
What better way than to get some guys to rob it for me?
Aah!
all those letters you wrote me
Oh, yeah? What?
Think I'll take my chances with Ashley.
How'd she know?
till after New Year's.
in a negative-5-degree windchill
Aah ha ha! [Coughs]
Gabriel: Saah... someday I'm gonna take you up
[People Chattering, Machines Whirring]
All those letters and all those words,
Monsters...
Well, what's the last place they took down?
Which one? All the ex-wives he's got,
sit down for Christmas dinner,
Ashley: Let me help you.
I've been driving rigs a long time, convict.
God bless us, every one.
Well, what am I going to do?
Tell me...
You fucking bastard!
You gonna do something, Rudy?!
Shh, baby.
Tell them about this idea she had,
Your piss is all you need, Romeo.
[Engine Starts]
Some shit, I remember.
You got to be kidding me.
Come on.
Spend some of your brother's money.
but he doesn't have a gun.
Nick, what are you talking about?
The big guy's office...
Yeah, and I worked there, for a year.
I'm putting liquor into drinks.
[Music Stops]
Ha ha! The places we come from...
What the hell was that all about?
[Machine Noise And Chatter Stops]
I'm sorry about your sister.
Mmm. Sure nice pie.
Hey, Monster.
I've always looked on Christmas as a good time.
Indian place.
She got us a motel on highway 5.
# I have no gift to bring #
and do what the fuck you're told!
wouldn't they, since you worked there?
Nobody's comin' in and out,
Well, take a guess.
I saved you because I love you, Nick.
Drop that gun!
This guy doesn't wanna play!
What are you talking about?
[Laughs]
Oh, we are going to be naked,
Paid a guard to spread the word I bought it.
Buffet? Buffet is over here by the bar.
watch some ball games with my old man,
He knows you worked at that casino.
and knowing you are out there
# Rum-pa-pa-pum #
One day, I wasn't... I wasn't there,
# Candles burnin' low #
You can't be good at slots. You just pull the handle.