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[Coughs] You can't.
Yeah.
10 bucks? What do I do with 10 bucks?
# A newborn King to see #
You say, Thank you.
I can't go back to Vegas, Bear.
# All these things and more, darlin' #
Shoo.
The bar used to be over here.
You feel smart? Huh? You think you're lucky?
I thought you hated that place.
Hey.
All I want
Aah! Ah, shit.
Chop shop consultant doesn't work on a resume.
Nick: He's a lifer, man, what does he care?
Rudy: Jesus Christ, man,
I said...
How you're gonna get it right.
What's this, the cage?
See ya later, assholes.
We don't need him anymore.
I never said anything about a shiv.
Rudy: I heard him.
[Sirens]
You are lucky, convict.
Zook: Monsters... in... the gelatin!
Ohh!
I mean, I know they were private, but...
Let's get out of here right now.
searching for the drunkest skirt in the room.
Ohh.
is get to the top level up here.
Rudy: Oh, shit.
How you'll never make the same mistakes.
and I am really scared.
Aah!
Go ahead. Just... Just do what my friends say.
I don't give a fuck about that!
The man who wrote those letters
I'm sorry. I just...
because he was stealin' money from the tribe.
This man and I are out of here in 2 days,
because he did what he had to do
Nick: Don't look like he missed the sunlight.
It's all wrong.
Rudy: He's dead.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No! There is no safe!
[Locks Door]
on the Channel 5 News, these top stories.
Do you know that guy?
I know you have to be with him...
# Every couple tries to stop #
between December 1st and December 25th.
With me?
This map looks like it was made by a bunch of retards.
Oh, my God.
He wrote those letters.
for your reservation.
We still gonna spend Christmas together?
You gotta believe me.
Yeah, yeah.
is fucking my girlfriend.
No, you don't understand! I love you!
Behind the liquor cabinet.
It is a casino.
You grow up in Detroit, you get mature real quick.
they never wanted to get to know me.
they would've never done it without you, Nick.
Tomorrow's Christmas eve.
Shit.
Oh, hey, I like your coat.
No.
[Laughs]
I guess we don't need you then.
will walk out with the bus fare...
Gabriel: Is he ready for that?
It's like their prettier, you know,
Hey, I didn't put you on that ice.
I do. It's very curly.
You know? You go in there with 5 guys,
Throw him back in the rig.
No!
and you just walked right the other way.
Ease up off me.
[Engine Stalls]
Ahh. Uhh.
I'm bringing in a great lounge act.
a silicone tongue so that the boy could talk.
# And since we've no place to go #
This is just not another card club, all right?
[Breathing Heavily]
Inmate: You want some fuckin' monster?
Uh, Christmas eve.
do you remember
sleep in my old bed,
Rudy: Anyone? Anyone?
Easiest job I ever had.
Yeah.
Well, he said I'd pay for it.
Meanwhile, most of my esteemed raping
My what?
Yeah. You're such a goddamn good shot
They all look like Meryl Streep.
Go, go, go, go!
Uhh!
Well, least he won't be comin' back.
Look, I'm not Nick!
Well, he better learn to give you some respect.
Good. Great.
who doesn't keep a gun in his truck.
The radio said.
Well, I got a gift for you
and I just wouldn't be that...
[Chatter And Machine Noise Tape Playing]
Jesus.
put him down, shoot him in the fucking knees.
Hey, hey, hey, man!
And that's who he's working for on this one?
Shit
Rudy: Wait a minute. Whoa, what's this?
Uhh, the hell I can't.
Get up.
Gabriel: No, no, not cowboys, Nick.
Guard: Keep the line movin'!
in the spirit of the season,
Maybe something about a robbery?
# The little cards you give me #
Then go get another table! For old people!
you made him the happiest he'd ever been.
I don't think it's negative 5.
[Sirens]
Get up. Come on.
[Laughs]
Guard: Down!
# So to honor Him #
Rudy: What kind of a people cheat Santa Claus?
then I know where the money moves.
OK.
I just want to go home.
Help yourself.
And I'll need to be inside the casino
# Rum pum pum pum pum #
Now you get your pussy ass over here
Fuck.
Singers: # Come, they told me #
about writing guys in prison.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
maybe instead of going back to Detroit,
Then where the fuck is it?
Rudy: Please.
Now, just shut up.
you get to go live happily ever after.
I mean, the cage is over here.
Gabriel: and car-seat kiddies
saw a profit of $12 million last year.