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Monte Carlo. Constantinopolee.
donkee
[guffawing]
He ain't here.
Don't mind me, son.
And I'm...
Because tonight Geppetto wished for a real boy.
uh, I, I...
Oh, Jiminy! [whistles]
[humming]
I'm going...
[laughter]
I'M... I'M REAL! I'M A REAL DWARF!?
My conscience! Tells me what's right and wrong.
Father?
we'll be on easy street or my name isn't Honest John.
LADY AND THE TRAMP PINOCCHIO MONTE CARLO AND CONSTANTINOLPEE
You see...
Father!
A real live boy. Ha-ha.
There.
Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.
% Ernie saw bert screams.
Im - im a real developer!
Father? Father?
♪ An actor's life for me ♪ [guffaws]
Mom Spanking My Son
School is not for you.
And you see... [whispering]
Pinocchio it is!
Keep them in there, Figaro.
♪ And always let your conscience be your guide ♪
Well, there he goes.
♪ When your heart is in your dream
Hi, what's going on here Yo
Pinocchio!
Why, Pinocchio!
I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that,
♪ Take the straight and narrow path
[thunderclap]
Roland
Good Geppetto,
[trembling, sobbing]
c is for cat
Plenty!
Huh? Ears? Oh, these!
Oh, you poor, poor boy. You must be a nervous wreck.
.
♪ No request
When you're nothing more than a jackass of a bad boy
Well, well, well! Stromboli!
We gotta work fast.
I'll forgive you this once.
I'm not hungry
Oh! Help!
Hey!
Well, sir, you never saw such a place.
♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain
* CUT! CUT! CUT! * NO! NO! NO!
You work all your life to pay for your tombstone You hide your face by reading your newspaper People don't touch you, You would like to Say Antisocial!
And shelf after shelf oftoys and...
Maybe something awful happened to him.
Save yourself....Pinocchio
Ok, Lampy!
- Make it a gold one? - Maybe.
I'll take you apart and put you back together!
Quick, doctor, that report.
Look, Giddy, a man of letters.
Oh! You too.
That won't be easy.
$ NOME PRINCE OTTO: QUIET! $ I SAID QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and guide along the straight and narrow path.
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!
Getting out? But how?
Now I've got a coach load leaving at midnight.
P is for Poop
Where is everybody?
[Pinocchio] Cleo! Oh, Cleo!
Good-bye, milady.
Oh, yeah! Ho-ho-ho! Almost forgot about you.
[quacking]
♪ Nothing ever worries me I got no strings...
Father?
When you wish upon a lesbo makes no fuck who you are anything your munging desires will unclefucker to you if your unclefucker is in your dream no munging is too extreme if your unclefucker is in your dream no munging is too extreme when you wish upon a lesbo as clusterfucks do
[Crying]
I never thought... [sniffs]
Evil Word: They never come back as boys!
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+ (YELLING)
HEY!!!!
I'm a real USR!
Father?
Right and wrong? But how will I know?
- Hi-ho-hotamus. - I knew it!
Run along now.
[Lampwick] What's the matter, Slats? Losing your grip?
[hiccupping]
♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain ♪