Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door,

and they were truly horrifying, full of nonsensical screams and cries,

The weird thing about both your parents being dead

One gets carried in a basket, the other gets buried in a casket!

[organ playing tune]

[music playing over radio]

I thought, well, today I'm actually allowed to feel shitty,

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

in which you suddenly remember... you can swim.

This woman at the Jack in the Box didn't even know me.

That's what I learned when I had to make my own sandwich.

But in the middle of the ten paces,

My entire life I never heard her say a kind word to or about my father,

''Is Olivia gone for good?''

There was this cool jacket that I wanted to wear

My mom, even before she died, could barely remember who I was.

It's not true, but it's a good story, right?

Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,

My mom would hate it if she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral

You can't have happy endings in sitcoms, not really,

I was really bummed out, not because I liked the show,

and the girl behind the counter said, "Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?"

I could have gotten a free churro. It would've been nice

I was prepared for more cruelty.

you made the mistake of making your mother.