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Hi Edith Hiii Claaark
-How's it going? -Okay. -Good. Good. Good.
-The question is, can you pitch? -Um, well, my dad used to play! -Semi-pro, pro?
In fact, your mother probably doesn't know who your father is! Your father's some guy who left town!
-Well, look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
-Did you find him? -Oh, no, he left already. -Well, did you get a name?
-I brought in Reebok! I brought in Pepsi! -Stay away from him.
Club soda Babe
Asking for a hit
You're on. Oh, just take one bat, one bat. [groan] Stay low.
Son step in the box
-You're gonna have to teach him. -Teach him what? -To pitch.
-And managers, Jack, get 10%. -10%?
-Hey, cut it out, let's play some ball here. -What's the matter? Chicken? [chicken noises]
-I must be looking for your father. -My dad?
-Oh my god! -My god, that felt really good! What a bile he turned out to be! Maybe I should have killed him. Alright, sit down, sit down.
[chanting] We want Henry! We want Henry!
I hate you!
Alright. Come on, Rocket!
What's this?
-They put me in right field.
-This kid can do it all! -Yeah! Woo! Yes! -Yes! Yes!
Well you're gonna be seeing me, you're gonna be seeing a lot of me! Because we're moving to New York together!
""And With That, The Reds Extend Their Longest Winning Streak This Season - Two."
You are a bum Hendricks!
Alright Henry! Way to go Henry!
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[sigh]
You trying to show me up, Henry?!?
-What's with you? -Nothing.
-Hey, we want a pitcher, not an underwear snitcher! -Get back!
What a lucky guy
-That's okay. -No, no, really, I mean we have this whole huge limosine that Mr. Fisher gave us. I'm sure the driver will give you a ride home.
That's Phil Brigma. Pitting coach. I beamed him in the minor leagues and he's been following me around ever since. Brigma, this is Henry.
-You gotta take me out. I can't do this! -That's not my call, kid. Just rock and fire! Come on, let's go.
-Safe! -[more booing] -Safe! He's safe!
-Yeah! -Yes! Yes! Yeah!
Do not crash it please!
One of the best Salisbury steaks I’ve ever had in my life You want some?
Give me Three more
What are you doing?
Mott? Itwas you?
-Mr. Carson sure can throw a party! -Welcome to life in the fast lane, Henry! It's a road less traveled!
-You can't let him bat. -He's gotta learn sometime.
Oh my gosh!
Rosen-burger. Warm up. You're going in.
-Get up kid! -Are you okay?
-I'm gonna kill him! -Sal! Sal! No, no, let it go! Get over here! Just have faith! Let it go! -He's playing stickball!
-What's that kid doing out there? -I don't know Cliff.
Chuck it in there, baby! Bring it on, baby! Bring it! Bring it to me, show 'em what you got! Chuck it in there! He's got nothing! He's got something!
Oh no. It's gone!
-1908!
Time out, now, time out! Rowengartner, get in the right field!
Don't listen to him, Hank, he's a loser!
We won the division!! We won the division!!
-I'm not going. -You're not going? You are going.
Canario Your up
-Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! I don't know, they're saying it!
-Hey! Hey! -Here you go, kid, here you go, here you go!
Hey, hey!
-You're not my father! -That's right, I'm not your father! Ched Steadman's not your father!
-Your father... Okay.
[grunting]
It's the best of both worlds