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hey you bowper! you don't call bawumps baumtpy baumps without youpering the yonks in tokkyotookok with ryophobia sistanks with dowpy! oh sorry next time i'll bowendup first before tempting your vlooumpromtis.
Sorry! Your door seems to be malfunctioning. I'll get housekeeping up here!
What was that? You alright?
-(imitating) Mom.
-Henry. You should be suiting up. -Well, Henry has something he'd like to talk to you about.
You trying to show me up, Henry?
Where's your mommy kid?
Okay, uh, honey? In bed by 8:30 and do all your homework.
Come on in!!!
-We're on the air!
Test Test
-I don't know. Do you? -Look, I'm sorry. Let's just work on the boat and forget it.
When you think you're going to get a peaceful nights sleep Your teething baby
Let’s go back to our dull lives … and search for meaning
-Cubs tickets! -[screaming]
Come on, what is this? Get the game going! What's going on!
Oh My God
A hot dog?!
-Hey! Your mom's got a pretty good arm! I didn't see the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee! Bye! So long! -Bye!
-No, no, no, I mean, didn't surgery fix your shoulder? -I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again.
What's wrong with him? Are you a moron? You imbecile.
Cool!
-So how'd you do? -Let's just say I made the play of the day.
Out!
Hey look! There's Becky and Tiffany!
Alright!
-[sigh] This is unbelievable. -Hey, I uh, need you to sign something.
Let's go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
-Man, you were this close! -When the boat's done I'll ask her!
-Mary. -Get out of my house. I never want to see you again.
Keep it up, big guy.
-Come on, let's go! Come on Mom! Come on! -Alright, okay!
-What'd he call me? -[laughs]
I'm your worst nightmare.
-I just have this feeling.
So?
Sweet meat pies
Cha-ching, Jack.
-Hi Clark. -Hi Edith.
You are a bum, Steadman! Get him out!
Well, after a shaky outing yesterday, 'Mart Mill is showing confidence in the rookie by bringing him in.
He's half mine!
-I'm going down to the field level and watch you win us the division. -Yes sir!
Is that play legal?
[crowd booing]
-How does it feel to be out-pitched by a 12 year old? -I don't care who out-pitches me, so long as we get the ring.
Big game like this, I gotta go with experience. Even if it is you.
-This is a joke. -Come on, kid!
I brought in Reebok! I brought in Pepsi!
Let’s play some golf!!
-Oh man! He gets to talk to Ched Steadman! -Woah, what a lucky guy!
Not that hot? She's that!
About how he was a great baseball player and all.
Well, if you need anything, I'll be right next door. Okay?
Play ball.
-He was just trying to make the tag! -Hey.
-Come on, Henry. Quit playing around! -There's another ball.
-Oh! -[blows nose] Funky butt-lovin'!
-You have a boat? -Yeah. Kind of.
I'm in? I'm in?
Henry, this is Salmart Miller, the manager of the Chicago Cubs. [gasp]
Nice guy.
You are a bum garapalo!! Get him OUT!!
Woah.
Bleacher rules - you can't keep a home run hit by the other team.
[chanting] Tim! Tim! Tim! [cheering]
-[elastic sounds] -Hmm.
[crowd cheering]