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Zoom it in there Henry!
-Oh, he must feel so horrible! -That's alright. In Chicago we get used to this kind of thing.
Don't worry about it. It'll be fine. They're just girls.
Easy kid.
-[snaps] -Oh! [yelling] -Woah!
The Cubbies are one inning away from the division championship, completing the most improbable season in baseball history!
-Are you ready? Let's go now! -Sal!
-Woah! -You sure your dad said it was alright?
[chatter]
"-Mary. -Get Out Of My House! I Never Want To See You near us Again!" "-Mary. -Get Out Of My House! I Never Want To See You near us Again!"
Mott! Mott! Do you stand firm on taking Check to trial! Mott Mott!
-Great! Man is turning into a cracker jack. Okay, Uncle Bob!
-[sigh] Oh Mom. That Jack Bradfield.
Hey, pitcher! [singing] Pitcher, pitcher, pitcher!
[singing] You know when it's right. You know when you feel it, baby.
-The hidden ball trick! -Alright! -Excited.
I double dare you.
-Oh no! -[crowd gasps]
A baby?
-Hi! -Hey, Rowengartner!
-You think they'll pull it out today? -Definitely! They got Steadman on the mount!
-Brigma is the pitching coach. -Now! Key to being a big league pitcher is the three R's.
The have-to? What the heck was I talking about? _What the heck was he talking about?_
-Autographs after the game. -Wait! I'm Henry Rowengartner!
-No, I wanna make sure you get in okay. -None of the other Cub moms are gonna be there.
So, you're gonna sit out the rest of the season on the bench, and then we're releasing you.
-What's the matter? -Henry.
~Reporters yelling Bobcat~ after friend time do you still plan on taking check to court?
He's moving too fast!
[crowd gasps]
Three strikes. That's three strikes.
Strike.
This is it folks. This is what it's all about. One game. There is no tomorrow.
-Your mom is so cool. -Yeah, she's alright.
Chin down! Eye on the ball! Now, bring it to me!
Well that's gonna bring Rocket's earned-run average to about .300 or so. Which equals the attendance here today.
-I got a game! -Yeah, Henry thinks that he's actually gonna play today.
-Oh no! -It's a wild pitch, a very wild pitch!
-You hear that Jimmy Rogers got a pencil stuck up his nose? -No, I didn't hear that.
-Yes, okay go get me a screwdriver. -Okay, which one?
-Go. Please. Just, uh, just go. -Let's go, come on. Uh, you guys, let's go. Quickly! Quickly! Come on!
[knocking]
-Andele! Andele! -Oh.
-Ball three. -I'm gonna kill him. -Easy Chet, let him go, let him go.
Would you shut up?
Safe!
Where’d she go?
He's got no strike zone!
-Alright. How about you? -Where'd you learn to do this?
Alright.
-Safe! -Did you see that? Woah!
Henry, I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have someone you could look up to.
What the heck is jack talking about?
Create your own meme the whole shootin' match. The whole magillaall the marbles.
Gosh Henry! You could play for the Cubs!
-Woah! -Yes! We got it! Yes! Yes!
Where's your mom sitting? This one's for mommy! Mommy
You've been working with him. Talk to him.
And that extends the Cubs longest winning streak this season Two
You gotta get rid of Ched Steadman.
-Oh? -I'm not gonna be back next season. -What?
You were wrong again, Chad
-What, I'm supposed to work on it by myself? -Great idea! Work on it yourself, Mr. Superstar!
How you doin, Jack?
Well, mark it down folks! August 11th! 12 year old Henry Rowengartner steps in front of 35,000 fans in Wrigly Field to become the youngest person to ever play in Major League Baseball!
-Ahh! -Ball!
I'm Henry Rowengartner! I'm the new pitcher!
[grunting]
[soft thud]
On the road, conserve our food.
-On the road, we conserve our food. -Food? -Everywhere we go, there's free food. This steak, for example!
-All we gotta do is get the contract signed. -Well that's no problem.
[chanting] We want Henry! We want Henry!