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You know, you know what?
The Brenda paradox
Jesus.
I seem to recall, no.
But first, why don't you go get a bunch of coffee,
They all treat me like I'm a joke.
you know, he's unstable, right?
Or I consider myself a postmodern this or that.
Need to call emergency meeting, ASAP, no time to explain.
dead squirrels went up by 17%.
No degree, the commercial's a lie.
Greendale Community College. You're already accepted.
Ruffles stole cookies from a Girl Scout, impersonated a lobster,
shoot a really gross porno movie on their campus and put it online.
Oh, I'm sorry I just meant that, when I was into them I was like 15.
Where will you get your degree?
This isn't the first time you've done this.
This is Ruffles.
I understand. I rarely know who I am.
Jeffrey.
Whoa.
We're working hard.
Okay, we need to see this ad before it airs.
Ooh, I like that, Jeffrey.
- Who are you? - I'm the plumber?
No. No. Bad! We are better than City College.
I'm gonna call the station right now and have them pull the ad.
Oh.
- Abed, I don't wanna talk right now. - Okay.
And she's spayed now, but how many puppies are out there?
You could say, yeah, that and $.50 could get you a candy bar,
She's wearing my pants.