Pilot - American Horror Story [S01E01]

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Pilot - American Horror Story [S01E01]
TV-MA DramaHorrorThriller

Therapist Ben Harmon, his wife, Vivien, and their daughter, Violet, move across the country to Los Angeles to escape their troubled past.

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05 Oct 2011
Pilot
Ryan Murphy
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Released 2011-10-05, Rated TV-MA
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