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the armed forces from every nation
They were stealthy.
RANGER Man down! Man down!
Hello?
Anyone?
I think we’re gonna be best friends.
-What’s the point of what? -Anything.
She’s in Cave One.
She never quits.
Long story.
CHARLIE: Okay, guys, so we’re looking for, like,
Don’t worry.
Be advised, we’ve got Spikes on-site, Colonel.
They landed somewhere remote,
Are you checking to see if I’m wearing a wire?
nothing about this for me is sentimental.
Oh.
Yeah.
who’s only ever stepped foot in northern Russia
Oh, and it’s a bicycle kick!
Asia, Africa, Europe-- are devoid of human life.
...we thank you for your service.
I got to call somebody.
Terry.
You stuck her, though. You got her, Dad.
I was trying to help.
Get out of there. Move now.
would be at least a thousand feet down.
Charlie! Charlie!
They would die to defend her.
Why don’t you try to squeeze me as hard as you can?
with a jar of pickles and a bottle of baby oil.
...they were just here.
Open the chamber, please.
-Leverage. -Leverage.
Yeah. The thought occurred to me.
and I’m gonna die the way I want to.
MIT.
Maybe you need a physical challenge.
I got you. Come on.
Move now!
-Charlie!
-
We need someone on point. What’s your name?
So, what made you come to me? I get a good Yelp review?
I need you to move.
The Jumplink just went off-line.
HART: The Whitespikes.
In order to find out what can.
I should’ve known.
In 11 months’ time, all human beings in the future
I got one!
it’s scientists.
but for some reason, her body is much better at detoxifying it.
-so you need to move fast. -DAN: Let’s go!
It’s okay.
I am gonna punch you
NATO’s disbanded.
a working female toxin by the morning.
REPORTER: Some incredible images coming out
My pleasure. Yeah.
Well, I was department chair at Georgia Tech.
They’re gone, man.
Morning.
Where is everybody?
It-it’s in your hand.
What happened? Like...
We were never going to make it.
Absolutely.
and report for basic training.
What gets you excited?
DAN: We’re working on it.
DAN All right, guys, what are we looking at?
Of course you’re not the guy.
So, how was the future?
You know that?
I’ll be dead in six months. Cancer.
That’s like the big-boy version of that windup toy
No, I’m-I’m good.
the Whitespikes might already be here,
DAN: I’m sorry.
do you have a way of deploying it?
just kind of a one-person job anyway.
I couldn’t.
almost over.
She was there.
Stop sending Christmas cards to my house.
ROMEO COMMAND: Identify yourself.
Same place that you’re from.
Did you say 180 milligrams?
Dan Forester.
I heard your last heartbeat on the monitor.
You come here, surprise visit,
DAN: Hang on!
If it’s lost, the war is lost.
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
-and I’m gonna eat all of your tuna Santa. -
And-and you want me to use taxpayer money
What, are you gonna shoot me?
We have got to protect the Jumplink.
Fist-bump on it.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
what they’d face when they reach the future,
The screen on your Jump-band indicates deployment.
Listen.
How about this?
That’s when you realize...
CHARLIE: This is a giant block of ice.
The toxin still affects them,
Come on, look at you. Your hands are shaking.
and it’s all about volcanoes.
I came down here to see if she needed help.
I brought you here for a reason.
Uh, planet-clearing weapons?