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Well, we're all glad you're back.
Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!
Let's get what you want, Time Child, and get out of here.
You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself?
But, Eric, meow, meow,
K-10, can you access the store's sales records?
No, there are no Walls here.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself!
Whatever I say to you, Butters, no matter how hard I try,
and I will get down on my knees and I will suck your balls.
I think, right about now, I'm in my mom's freezer.
Their capital is now unprotected.
Warning: Crank Prank Time Phone is for entertainment purposes only.
I need to speak with Mr. Garrison right now.
For when the United Atheist League attacks the United Atheist Alliance,
Science damn you, Time Child!
If you freeze yourself, you are going to die!
Crank Prank! Crank Prank Time Phone!
And tell everyone in the past for us
But in the hands of irrational people, - Isms always lead to violence.
He could try to run.
Our Science, our answer to the great question shall prevail!
or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!
Crank Prank Time Phone comes with divilibrator,
Their answer to the great question is different from ours.
T.C., what's wrong?
They have started digging for clams in Sector J-7.
you can make your Monvert sparkle like never before.
...you, asshole. You can go...yourself.
were completely lacking in common sense.