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Whoa, steady!
I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!
What?
- What is the great question? - What atheists should call themselves.
So there is no war now in the future?
KILL THE WISE ONE !
We explained that to you already.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defence ships
I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself!
God, I hate that guy!
Unable to cope with the wait any longer,
And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
The stupid French-Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii!
All right, Eric, are you all set to go?
Sex-change operation?
Yeah, lucky for me, the otters believed I was on their side.
I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii,
You could change the present.
Dickhead.
But you're here right now!
Don't let the Time Child out of your sight.
Look. I have to have one of those phones.
With the Crank and Wank Time Machine.
you knew the wife of the smartest man in all of history.
This is it. New New Hampshire.
My friends, the time has come.
- There you are, Eric! - Mom! Mom, they did it!
#1231 #7039 #9029 #7309
who has bought a time phone from this guy in the past week.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Oh, I see. Is this the Johnson boys from down the street?
No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen!
You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
Hail Science! Hail Science! Hail Science!