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-How may we help you? -I'm here about a friend who's missing.
I don't wanna ever see you again. I just wanna get out of here now.
What, the phone ring and a voice say, "Maddie. Yeah, almighty here.
-How about, he croaked? -I like that better. It makes more sense.
No.
-What've you done? -Everything.
No, I mean dead, really dead.
I'm not against having fun. It's gotta be the right fun at the right time.
Did you forget the client?
-Miss Hayes? -Thank God.
Well, busy, busy.
Light goes out when you close the lid. All right.
A little white lie, I confess.
It's not like you're sharing a bathroom with him.
David, I know that look.
His car is probably down here somewhere.
Oh, please do. You make such a nice young couple.
Oh, come on don't be a stiff.
-Sick? -Sick?
Hurry, David.
I've been--
Perhaps, that's why ghosts float.
Me and the missus ain't quite dead yet.
David.
Don't worry, Agnes, he ain't gonna bite you.
How else could we deal with a concept...
Another party is looking?
I'll make it worth your while. Would say...
Well, it ain't like he's ticklish.
-Looking for fingerprints. -I'm sorry.
I'm just glad Mr. Soffer didn't live to see his place turned upside down.
My associate and I had resigned ourselves...
You put out your leg and tripped me.
I'm gonna go for the special, comes with dessert.
-Dial again. -In a second.
-He's in a better place now. -I never cared for that.
Maybe it's glandular.
-When you die, you die. -Then?
Only two bad guys in the whole graveyard...
-David. -What's the matter, still a little jumpy?
...for something that's purely recreational.
Hi, boys, you've reached 976-BONE.