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Believe it, because this is it.
Old Harry was light-fingered?
It had the Grim Reaper's cooties on it.
That one.
David.
I'm the only one taking a bath around here.
David.
Harry's dead and I can't stop thinking about the damn money.
Yeah, we got the plans.
How does he do it? Go home, study?
Hey.
Come on. You and I know there was nothing wrong with that chair.
You're in a jam.
I'm not doing this just for myself.
Great.
I heard something.
You know, you could turn out to be the next Honey West.
The pantyhose'll get wet, loosen up, we'll be out.
Hey, howdy, pops. Listen, you wanna help us out of here?
-Denying their constitutional right. -Don't be ridiculous.
Well, pretend you went to the beach and somebody played a joke on you.
-Lets go. -Wait a minute.
-You pay people to do this. -This is no time to think of pleasure.
-Good idea, will you unzip me? -Will you unzip me?
Watch my face on this.
No. You're right. No reason the company should pick up the check...
Would you mind not smoking that thing in my house?
Do it yourself, wiener. Ain't you got fingers?
No body here.
Those euphemisms sound so made up, make it sound like it means something.
It looks so still.
-You should be jumping for joy. -What about my silk dress?
That's a good idea.
So we each kept half.
Oh, I never win anything.
Sorry.
-What day is it? -Tuesday.
...or a plot point that had to be resolved.
-Aren't you gonna take it with you? -It's a coroner's case. We gotta roll.