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I don't think it's right for people to sit around polluting their minds.
You're really quite grimy.
-I'm fine, really. -l don't know.
Me too. Sorry.
It's damn decent of you to set me straight.
Odds of two people buying the farm on the same furniture, very slim.
-It wouldn't be a heaven without you. -Oh, David.
-You should be institutionalized. -I'm just looking out for his welfare.
Thought you could tell us.
-My associate. -What happened to partner?
Well, Harry...
People are going to trouble to get this guy and we've got him.
I wish dead bodies just disappeared when they died.
I think this guy's been singing with the invisible choir for quite sometime now.
-For the love of Mike, wake up. -The capital of Kansas is Topeka.
-He didn't tell you? -He didn't have a lot to say.
-Your house. -My house? What about Harry?
-We could have been killed. -Yeah, but we weren't.
There ought to be a law against this fun.
That's it. Nothing.
Oh, great. Thank you so much.
-Just a second. -I don't have time. I have a client.
-No one's appeared to me. -Not yet, but if I go first--
Some friend I am, huh?
Well, maybe, but we'd stay in touch, you and me.
...don't you have regrets?
Very nice. Very nice, now.
I know you'll do a good job.
Whatever Guy wants, we'll beat it.
-All right, good. Move over there. -Let me just get my shoulder there.
My mom made me kiss him.
You were only about 6 feet off.
Want us to stay?
Dead.
I don't wanna wake up and realise all I've done is have fun.
But why can't you admit to irrationality?
I'd be a nutball too if I believed that was all. The end of the line.
I wanted this to be something to be proud of.
Call 911, Agnes, please?
There's a tattoo that could shut down the shipping lanes of the free world.