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...walked in here and just died.
We need some lubrication.
That's what they are, to make you feel better.
I sent him half a lottery ticket as identification.
I don't want a man in my icebox.
-It wobbled. -Yeah, right. I understand.
-Then they're gonna wanna do this. -I've read Tom Sawyer.
-No. -It's okay. I'm right here.
-Twins. -Yeah.
...you can kiss your fishnet-fantasy friends goodbye.
You might wanna take a gander at them...
-Nice grave we've been digging for you. -Nice and special.
No. No.
I don't belong here, buried in a cemetery.
Well, I know, I know, but we have to, right?
We can do something for them. Have a nice day.
There we go. Very nice.
Last we saw him was when he relieved us of Mr. Soffer at the cemetery.
It pits friend against friend.
You call Ma Bell, call off the phone block on the 976.
This much money completely alters your sense of reality.
You wanna do this or you want me to do it?
Oh, you didn't take that out of his pocket?
-That's it? -I checked. I thought he was sleeping.
Well, it's not as much fun, but it beats working.
Oh, David.
David, can't you close his eyes?
Doctor, medication.
-Oh, watch it, will you? -Come on.
Mr. Guy, I don't know quite how to say this.
Guy's meeting with him in an hour, he's got photographs of the plans.
Come in.
...dying alone in that office.
I've had it, that's it.
-Watch it. -What?
The deadline for collecting our winnings is Thursday noon.
Why did you need Harry? You photographed the plans.
He came back to me in a dream. He said that life after death was okay.