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I don't like it any more than you do, Reed, but listen!
(ROBOT SWITCHING OFF)
Shit! Call Bob Morton!
MAN: He's in.
Top story, Santa Barbara.
Dick Jones!
You a college boy or something?
I thought you said my commentary drive was current!?!?
Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out.
to run local law enforcement.
- Clarence! - What? What do you want?
(EXCLAIMING)
Let's face it, he's lost his teeth. The guy's a pussy.
I know.
Today, kids at Lee lacocca Elementary School
(SCREAMING)
Have you thought it all over?
- Target? - MAN: Check.
Sure.
I wasn't sure what you needed. I sort of grabbed things.
- Now, where is that backup? - DISPATCHER: Backup is still unavailable.
it used to nicole icom kickingstarting money to push her curvy boob hairs out of the way and eating yogurt to eat them but she quit so it would be casey chivas taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
because whatever happens,
fucked with the wrong guy.
Well, ED 209 ran into serious delays and cost overruns.
Hey. Take a look at my face, Dick.
We located that van by the old mill in Sector 3D.
Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock.
Is it time for that big operation?
WOMAN: Excuse me, please.
Nobody ever takes me seriously!
ROOSEVELT: You don't understand. I'm OCP.
College Boy?
Pretty fancy moves, Murphy.
Yeah, my son, Jimmy, watches this cop show, TJ Lazer,
(SCREAMING)
He's got a hell of a grip.
You pick the heart.
(DOCTORS CHATTERING)
Dick, I'm very disappointed.
CLARENCE: Get the other gun, Emil!
Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone.
Wait a minute.
Don't you get it? You cocksucker!
What is he? Where does he come from?
Oh, boy.
Yes. I am a cop.
What did you think?
I'd buy that for a dollar it's what he said lol
when American troops participated in a joint raid
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Still a little fight left in you.
I’m cashing you out Bobby
By the end of the week, we can have Ed 209s in place all over the city
It's classified. It's OCP.
ANNOUNCER: and, say, it doesn't matter who cooks in your family,
Son of a bitch!
His wife must be going out of her mind.
and it could just get me so horny.
411 involving indigents
Can you fly Budgie!
She was sweet, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Fellow executives,
MALE ANNOUNCER: Welcome, shopper.
(ALARM RINGING)
Just don't say anything else.
How you doing...
BOB: I get bored so easily.
I fucking love that guy!
Your a college boy or something? Heh!!!
Fuck me, fuck me fuck me!
Great. We were going there next week. Wait, what was that?
Take a week. Maybe 10 days.
Did you bring the gun?
(LEON CHUCKLING)
hhh
You really think the old man is gonna be there?
All right, I think that's all we can do.
Trev, I'm very disappointed.
developed by myself at Security Concepts
Help me.
She thought you were dead. She started over again.
I know, we'll give her a haircut!
I have to go.
(WHOOPING)