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Goddamn it.
But that changed today when former city councilman Ron Miller
They're gonna manage this department right into the ground!
this corporation will live up to the guiding principles of its founder.
Stop!
Buddy, I think you're slime.
These are serious charges, What is your evidence?
Time to destroy civilizations Dick, you’re fired!
(BOARD MEMBERS CHUCKLING)
#GLITCHGATE2020
Ahhh.
You have 15 seconds to comply.
I'd buy that for 10+ POUNDS STIRLING
So How Was The
ROBOCOP: Clarence!
You're talking about shutting down a major metropolitan police force.
Wanker Vince
Right, we keep him on the street...
- You gonna call me? - WOMAN: Come on.
the suspects are armed and considered dangerous.
Richard.
I like it!
DISPATCHER: All units, Sector 6, please close intersections...
You're out of your fucking mind.
ANNOUNCER: That's the master bedroom.
Go on, cut him off!
You've insulted me, and you've insulted this company
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
WOMAN 2: Happy new year!
All right, cut the horseshit! We're moving out.
Shut him down. Prep him for surgery.
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING ON T.V.)
Murphy, meet Lewis. Show him the neighborhood.
Yes, sir.
And I'm number two around here.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Mmm.
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
I bet you think you're pretty smart?
But Delta City begins construction in two months.
What the hell's going on?
We're scheduled to begin construction in six months.
You're taking this kind of personal, aren't you?
Why don't you let us take over from here, Emil?
You want to live forever?
Just give me my fucking PhD
Get the ventilator.
(GROANING)
Sometimes I could just think of something,
We'll get serious now!
Police officers don't strike!
(SNORTING)
You better open that son of a bitch.
this progressive development has a growth factor of 7.
(WHOOPING)
MAN: We need more tubing.
We work for a living down here, Murphy. Get your armor and suit up.
of that besieged city-state unveiled a French-made neutron bomb
Your move, creep.
Damn it! Shit!
Go ahead and do it.
Bye-bye, baby.
Nick, you're fired
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Your gun.
(ALARM RINGING)
I try.
Leave me alone.
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Everybody load up!
Glad to know you, Murphy.
(SCREAMING)
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You are illegally parked on private property.
You better watch your back, Bob. Jones is going to come looking for you.
Aim for me.
crash and burn
(METALLIC CLAN KING)
This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste
Come on! Come on!
Duck Me! Duck Me!
(GRUNTS)
You killed a bunch of cops.
Looking for me?
You have the right to remain silent.
(GUN FIRING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
When Buzzfeed is still going after all this time:
Let's call it. What's the time?
Happy Birthday, Bobby!
Murphy!
(GROANING)
There's a new cat in town. His name's Jack.
Handball Tuesday night?
(SCREAMING)
- Listen, Reed. - Yeah?
You're gonna have to kill it.
You just