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Where did they go?
Where's your partner?
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Let me see.
Hey, wait up, wait up, wait up.
Just a minute!
Well, he signed the release forms when he joined the force.
I didn't had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
It's a little insurance policy called Directive 4.
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ON T.V.)
Watch this.
Someinfluensserit tänään, kun joku arvosteli heitä: "You just fucked with the wrong community!"
MAN: What is it?
(BEEPING)
You're on your own.
HEDGECOCK: Open fire!
thereby creating an estimated one million much-needed new jobs,
The Union thinks you should know there was a strike vote last night.
Where is Clarence Boddicker?
You better pray That unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up...
The cupcake crew
You there, stop!
You can't enter here! Wait a second!
I got to go. I got a meeting.
Boner.
Mind if I zip this up?
Wait... Wait a minute, Clarence, Clarence!
(ALL CHATTERING)
I say we pull him in, run a systems check, the works.
Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest.
WOMAN: I don't know.
Extended warranties, financing.
Book him.
Let the woman go, Or you're moved Decepticon.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
WOMAN 1: Let me get pressure.
Let's go ahead and blow his MAST trousers.
That's it, buster. No more military aid.
Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine.
Let me try that.
He needs a car.
Shit!
Robocop. Who is he?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Pretty simple math, huh, Bob?
Not necessarily, sir.
No, butthole! Get your own!
Murphy, it's you.
(GUN FIRING)
(GASPING)
Thank You For Your Cooperation And Sorry About Your Fridge
Sorry, Sarge.
WOMAN: Jerry, Jerry. Look who it is.
Mr. Kinney, use your gun in a threatening manner.
That thing is still alive.
CLARENCE: Emil?
(SCREAMING)
They're not supposed to strike.
Beats me, man. I think OCP's moving a lot of new guys up here.
You know, the usual nonsense.
KINNEY: What? What?
The FAG is playing tonight
I could hit you in the eye from here.
You are under arrest.
Come on!
WOMAN: Clear.
His memory's admissible as evidence.
Okay, let's go ahead and get the MAST trousers up.
Come on, Sal!
What did you talk to him about? What did you say?
(BEEPING)
Hey, this is bullshit! I take my orders from...
- Your ass is mine. - CLARENCE: No.
We'll turn things around.
(GRUNTING)
JIMMY: Can you do that, Dad?
Dick Jones, Division President, OCP.
MURPHY: Central, this is unit 154.
How does he eat?
I say good business is where you find it
I'm VERY Disappointed.
(TAPPING)
(MAN WHISTLING)
MAN: Wait up for me!
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
Take a close look at the track record of this company.
MAN: He's got a gun!
I brought you some food.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
My fibromyalgia exam
We're not plumbers. We're police officers.