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How did the urology surgery go?
All right, don't touch him.
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.
Shoot!
Smart is so sexy.
What the fuck? Where did he go?
That's very good.
(ALL CHEERING)
Time for clarence boddicker to kill robocop.
BOB: As soon as some poor schmuck volunteers.
What I love about the new Bronco
(MAN YELLING)
What about tracking?
now back off graham gallagher you evil fuck fatty! just one more word out of your mouth and you and maria peruzza will be put in an angle grinder! yes you hear that! god is punishing you!
God, you girls are so great.
JOHNSON: That's a tough break, Bob.
I know you.
CAN YOU FLY, BOBBY?
Lewis, I got a situation here, girl.
Dick Jones, You're Fired!
On what charge?
This is a restricted area!
when martin says anything everyone else:
Dick, you're fired!
- Yeah? - Old Bob here gets the assignment.
MAN 2: What's our blood pressure? WOMAN: I've got 40 palp.
i fucking love that guy!
Shoot.
(BEEPING)
Terrorism has never been a factor in city politics before.
I've had this dream for more than a decade now.
You may not like what you're going to see.
(COCKING)
I don't have time for this bullshit.
What?
Shit.
WOMAN: Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, let's start with tracking.
(GUM BUBBLE POPPING)
You know, he's a sweet old man.
I like it!
If you can't stand the heat... You better stay outta the kitchen
This crate ain't gonna outrun a cop.
On the next level.
FEMALE DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Unit 3509, proceed to Hall and Grand.
(WHIRRING)
Stark, is there any word on Frederickson?
(ANNOUNCER READING)
We will meet each new challenge with the same aggressive attitude.
Apply cricoid pressure.
- Shit! - ROBOCOP: Let's talk.
Thank you.
But when I'm done, I've got some free time.
Anybody tries to stop me,
That's 2 million workers living in trailers.
I didn't had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
This holding cell has been set up for observation.
I asked him his name. He didn't know.
Big is back, because bigger is better.
(GUN FIRING)
Go Robo
(POWERING DOWN)
Open the goddamn safe!
i had a guaranteed i.t. sale with the xserves!
Kenej Nshs
(BEEPING)
I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
WOMAN: This looks good. MAN: Get a measurement on that.
Trev, I'm very disappointed in you.
Suit yourself, Clarence.
(SCREAMING)
(GUN FIRING)
Thank You
Where Old Detroit now stands.
with Mexican nationals
They'll fix you.
Do you have a name?
MURPHY: Hey.
That's life in the big city.
I took her out.
Okay, tough guy, get up. Get up!
(ROARING)
Lewis!
I Am Not A Robocop!
We were able to save the left arm.
Fuck me! Fuck me!
(SCREAMING)
Clarence Boddicker, unofficial crime boss of Old Detroit.
Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble.
That's not really what I meant. Don't you have a name?
What the fuck are you doing?
Help me!
Come on, come on, COME on.
WOMAN 1: Hey, look, look! He's watching us!
Come in, Officer.
(WHIRRING)
Here! He's up here!
you are... courting shiendalin!
I had to kill Ben Hubbard because he made a mistake.