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(BEEPING)
MAN 2: You fucking bitch!
I remember when I was a young executive for this company.
.
Don't touch him!
All division heads are bringing their support teams.
We can check his exact location at all times with one of these.
Don't mess with Jones, man. He'll make sushi out of you.
I'll tell you what we should do. We should strike. Fuck 'em!
except there ain't nothin' free
We killed you!
Got a pressure of 60 palp.
No, don't!
Try to keep one thing in mind. This project doesn't concern cops.
You asked for this?
(YELLING)
He's gonna kill her, man!
(GROANING)
Fuck Jones. He fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up.
You're in a lot of trouble, Officer! Come on!
Without cops, this city would tear itself apart.
We're police officers not plumbers And police officers don't strike
You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy.
You now have five seconds to comply.
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
that sustains his organic system.
(HORN HONKING)
I'm getting pressure back. Normal saline.
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
Run fatzilla
And second, I want some fresh coffee!
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
I'd buy that for a toddler!
Just give me my fuckin t-shirt
(ALARM RINGING)
Now, wait a minute. Dick!
Maybe I'm just not making myself clear.
Are you...
Looking for me?
MAN 2: Stand clear.
(BEEPING)
What about this police thing, what's the problem?
Don't move.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
How's the Gray Bar Hotel?
Anything you say may be used against you.
Shit!
Hit it!
We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer.
(DOCTORS CHATTERING)
...
Lewis, where are you? You all right?
Yeah, try to get a medevac after you've been jammed.
This is a clear violation of my client's civil rights.
Okay.
We feature the complete Jarvik line,
MAN: I am what you call a repeat offender.
He recorded every word you said.
A dream which I've invited you all to share with me.
Die, you bastard!
We lost five guys last week.
Get him!
That's not my division. But I will tell you this.
He's a cop killer.
I fucked up.
All right, let's go. Come on!
Duck Me! Duck Me!
Shit!
(WHIRRING)
Come on, lard ass, let's move it!
(ALL LAUGHING)
You stupid, stupid asshole!
Sure. Anytime.
Yep.
That's good.
Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years.
And police officers don't strike.
(OFFICERS CHATTERING ON RADIO)
He's OCP's newest soldier
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
Please, get lost.
More fighting in the Mexican crisis today
Okay, okay, I get a kick out of it.
I repeat, I will offend again.
Naughty Dog I'm Very Disappointed
Listen, I'm here to see Dick Jones.
- Give me a grid. - Got it.
You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile.
Happy Birthday, Bobby!
(Emil Wailing)
LEWIS: Murphy, it's you.
- All right. Let's do it. - Come on, man, let's smoke him!
Excuse me?
Dick.