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- Hello? - In here!
...he's fucking dead to me. Are you that fragile?
I mean, don't you love me?
He suffered significant brain trauma the other day.
Heard you had a little problem.
- Belleville. - You don't wanna tell me your name?
While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son...
Getting a new top on his convertible.
Where have you been? We were worried sick.
No, no, of course not. She's a good kid.
Look, Bobby, marriage...
Why am I asking you, you probably showed her how.
- Son of a bitch! - What?
No. Thank you.
You got it, Ton.
Robyn?
Any problem, she's "Jaoquin this one, Jaoquin that one."
You're gonna do to this man what you do to every one of them.
- It's that line coach. - Star-Ledger says...
I mean, I'm happy to do it, it's just 40 minutes I spent at Rite Aid's yesterday...
- Say what? - Don't like the way I talk?
- My aunt told me about it. - I mean, what did I ever do to this guy?
Anyway, it's the luck of the draw, that shit.
Oh, one more thing.
Not so good. We lost both times.
I didn't wanna start kicking up and pull it back if it don't work out.
I heard on the radio...
Your brother never had the makings of a varsity critic.
You know Mr. Jerry, the fruit, owns those hair salons?
- What's his name, Aunt Mary? - Salvatore Vitro.
Well, relax, I just came in to say hello.
- What? - I've seen Judy, that's Judy!
Eric never had the makings of a Frieght Engineer
I'll suck your cock, okay? All of you guys.
It's him.
They fight, we pick up any crumbs from the fallout.
Cocksucker!
All right, look, I hear what you're saying.
It's a shame, then, you can't find a way to work things out.
Still with the Epstein-Barr, huh?
You know who...
Why you asking him for?
Well, it ain't like you came away totally unscathed.
This family stuff, these Sunday dinners. They're important, Janice.
Eat shit, pal.
What are you talking about? Where you from?
So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!
- Fuck him. You reap what you sow. - You sure did.
Fucking piece of shit!