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YOU MADE THAT UP? I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE VERY HARD TO BE CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR
WHOO!
LEARN A LOT OF STUFF.
OH, THIS IS TERRENCE.
YOU, TOO. OH, UH, DO ME A FAVOR.
YEAH, WELL, TURNS OUT THAT IGNITION KEY
I'M ADOPTED.
PARENTS' RECEPTION, 11:00 TO 1:00.
YOU'RE NOT PLACATING ME?
SLOW BUT STEADY.
IT WAS ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WASN'T EXPECTING THEM,
THEN I'M THE PATHETIC PERSON WHO NEEDS HER MOTHER TO STAY,
I'LL MEMORIZE SOME FACTS MORE SPECIFIC TO YOUR PERSON.
OY VEY. I HEARD THAT.
WHICH IS HIS EXCUSE WITH EVERYTHING WE CARRIED --
IT'S FROM RORY.
RORY HAS THE NEW MATTRESS.
AND BREATHE.
I'LL SLEEP ON THE YALE MATTRESS.
AND A VASE OF FLOWERS!
IF YOU GET SICK OF THEM,
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
THIS IS REALLY IT.
THE POINT OF GETTING EVERYTHING WITHIN DELIVERY DISTANCE
NO WAY. TAKE YOUR OWN CAR. REMEMBER THAT CONCEPT?
COULD HELP WITH MY NERVES.
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED IT.
YEAH.
GUESS WHERE THEY TOOK US?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK.
ENTER, REJOICE, AND COME IN!
WITH THE HALF-FILLED CUPS THAT GIVE OFF DIFFERENT TONES.
WE GOT MARRIED.
HE SAID IT WAS OKAY, AND HE HAD, LIKE, A MUSTACHE.
YEAH.
YOU MEMORIZED THE SCHEDULE.
I'LL CALL A CHARITY AND HAVE THEM COME PICK IT UP.
I THOUGHT I MIGHT WALK AROUND
STEIN.
YES.
BUT I HAVE ACCEPTED IT.
A TOLERANCE FOR RAMPANT CONSUMERISM.
LET'S JUST MOVE ALONG HERE, OKAY?
WE NEED A WIDE CROSS-SECTION FOR OUR LOCAL TAKEOUT TEST.
WITH THE MATTRESS.
SHE'S A CRAFT PERSON NOW,
THANKS, LUKE. GOOD LUCK, RORY.
THANKS, CESAR.
YES.
IS THAT YOUR MATTRESS?
I JUST HOPE IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN IMAGINING IT TO BE.
OKAY, FINE.
NOTHING'S WRONG WITH MY TRUCK. STOP THE TRUCK.
* IF YOU NEED
THAT MEANS YOU TAKE THE MATTRESS. I CAN'T TAKE THE MATTRESS.
SHE'S NOT WEIRD OR ANYTHING. SHE JUST HAS A GOOD MEMORY.
RIGHT. OKAY.