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WHY DON'T I WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU?
AFTER I MADE YOU COME BACK ALL THIS WAY
YOU THINK OF SOMEBODY BETTER.
RORY SAYS THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TOO.
WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN OVER THIS WEEK,
MR. -- WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
WITH DOZENS OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS,
WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THE COUCH?
I'M SORRY. WHAT HAPPENED?
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR KEYS.
AND A CURRENT PHOTO.
WHERE, THE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED OLD MATTRESS DROP-OFF STATION
HOW ABOUT THIS?
JUST KEEP IN MIND, THE DINING HALL HOURS ARE CAST IN STONE.
AND "1" IS... THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
WHERE'S THE PHONE?
A RUG FOR YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT COZY!
[ SIGHS ]
OH, HERE'S YOUR SUITE.
HELLO, 8 1/2.
YOU'RE SO HANDY.
Rory: IT'S FROM YALE. MY ORIENTATION IS SATURDAY.
IF I GIVE YOU MY LAWYER'S NAME, WILL YOU LEAVE?
HI.
THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW -- THREE HOURS TOTAL --
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND THEN SUPERIMPOSE AN IMPORTANT PERSON
FOR THE APPEALING LASCIVIOUSNESS OF THE ENTENDRE SINGULAR.
BECAUSE YOUR OBNOXIOUS MOTHER WOULDN'T LET THEM PARK
SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE TOMORROW!
WHAT?
IS INDONESIA EAST OR WEST OF THE PHILIPPINES?
WE'LL BE THOSE DIRTY, FILTHY,
THAT'S TANA.
SO, IT'S IN PARK? ENGINE'S OFF?
I'M BLINKING, AND MY HEAD'S IN A FUNNY PLACE.
I CAN'T TAKE THE MATTRESS. THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TRUCK.
HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR MY PEOPLE SKILLS.
I POSSESS IT!
GIVE ME A HUG. WAIT.
WE SHOULD DANCE
SO, SHE'S NICE.
SURNAMES REFLECTED A PERSON'S ORIGIN OR OCCUPATION,
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, CHIP IS WAITING.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE.
OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT RORY.
SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ON KEY.
LATER.
SAY SOMETHING.
THAT'S RIGHT -- IT'S PRACTICALLY MAGIC, SO DON'T LOSE IT.
FOR SODAS AND STUFF WHEN THINGS ARE CLOSED --
OOPS.
I HEARD "COPPER" AND "BOOM."
I WANT YOU FULLY OUTFITTED AND SETTLED FOR YOUR FIRST NIGHT, OR I WON'T SLEEP.
BE MY CHARACTER WITNESS OR SOMETHING.
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT RORY?
SAW YOU COMING.