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WELL, WAIT UNTIL SHE'S GONE AND THEN BRING IT BACK OUT.
THE SEVEN OR SO FELLOW YALEES WHO ALREADY HATE YOU
[ HOWLS ]
RIGHT OUT OF HARVARD AND INTO YALE.
OR MAYBE ONE OF MY NEW SUITEMATES,
COOL.
THE FLOWERS WILL JUST DIE.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD STORE IT FOR ME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S UNLOAD AND GET YOU A NEW MAP.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. I WANT THOSE THREE HOURS BACK.
* OH, OH, OH
THIS IS IT.
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT WHAT?
WHO IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
I WON'T.
THEY JUST LET THEMSELVES IN. HERE WE ARE.
AND WE'RE ALREADY CONTEMPLATING FELONIES.
OH, NO! MY GLUE GUN LEAKED ON MY MACARONI!
BUT I DO NOT HOLD BUCKETS IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
SEEMS APPROPRIATE.
NO.
YOUR CHARACTER WITNESS DOES NOTHING TO ALLAY OUR CONCERNS.
WILL DO.
AND AIR FRESHENER? THAT, TOO.
IS SO WE CAN JUDGE THE QUALITY OF FOOD, SPEED OF SERVICE,
I'LL BE A FREQUENT VISITOR.
OH, THAT'S NOT THE MATTRESS, THAT'S A MATTRESS.
OKAY, GOOD. SO, SHE'S OKAY?
BOY, YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE.
WHAT'S UP?
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. I RECOGNIZE THAT TREE.
IT IS FUN.
MEANS THE SUBJECT DOESN'T KNOW THE PICTURE'S BEING TAKEN.
MR. BLODGETT, STEINS I AND II, THERE YOU GO.
IF YOU GET THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, COME JOIN ME.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
YOU'LL BE A FREQUENT VISITOR?
YEAH. I'M DYING TO SEE YOUR ROOM.
HE WORKS AT THE FIRM OF DEWEY, CHEATHAM, AND HOWE. [Do we cheat 'em and how]
THAT STICKS YOU WITH THE MATTRESS.
BUT A LAST LUKE'S FIX BEFORE I GO WILL HELP.
AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M LOSING MY GRIP,"
ALL THE GREAT ONES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE.
I CAN STAY ALL NIGHT.
WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL REMEMBER.
LATER ON, YOU'LL HAVE QUESTIONS.
"RONI GILMORE." OOPS.
WE'RE GONNA KICK THIS UP A NOTCH.
ATTENTION, DURFEE GIRLS!
FIND SRI LANKA. IT'S A BIT OVER FROM THAT.
CHECK THIS OUT.
OR IF YOU COULD STORE IT FOR A WHILE...
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE MOMENT. MOM.
WITH ALL THIS OTHER STUFF GOING ON.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO ALIENATE YOUR CHIEF CHARACTER WITNESS.
THANK YOU.
I WAS MASKING MY PAIN. YOU'LL SEE PLENTY OF ME.
IT'S JUST MY NOSE -- IT FEELS LIKE CLAY.
IF YOU TAKE THE TRUCK, IT COMES WITH THE MATTRESS.
I CALLED WITH A SIMPLE QUESTION.
THEN THEY INVITE US TO GO SOMEWHERE AFTERWARDS.
AND HE MADE ME PROMISE TO GET THE TRUCK BACK BY TWO HOURS AGO,
I'VE BEEN A HUGE BURDEN ON YOU THE PAST COUPLE DAYS.
YEAH, NOT THE JOE SIX-PACK OF STICKS.
YOU LOOK OUT FOR ME.
[ French accent ] WE SMIRK IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
THEY ALL DO THIS.
[ HOWLING ]
JUST 'CAUSE I'M A BIG, FAT, STINKING MAMA'S GIRL.
OUT OF POLITENESS, WE STAYED,
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT SINCE I WAS 2.