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THERE WAS A SPARE TIRE?
JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STEIN. I'M STEIN AS WELL.
NOT REALLY. I TOLD TERRENCE ALL ABOUT OUR HISTORY,
THEY COULD TRACE IT BACK TO ME.
YOU JUST DUMP THIS SET AND GO FIND THE ORIGINALS.
THEY'RE BABIES. TOTS.
I GOT MY COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE LETTERS BACK.
WE GO IN, SIT DOWN, THEY CLOSE THE DOOR,
SO WE HAVE TO WAIT IN THE ROOM FOR THEM?
WHICH ONE'S YOUR ROOM?
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
STUFF, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
WE'RE FOUR PEOPLE, AND WE'VE ORDERED FOR, LIKE, 400.
"COME BACK."
I'M NOT HAPPY. IT LOOKS POSED.
I HAD A SIMPLE QUESTION -- "WHERE DO I SIGN?"
I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
KIND OF.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN THIS YEAR.
I PROMISE. THIS TIME I MEAN IT.
EAST TO WEST.
WELL, I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS MAN.
IT'S SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE NOT WANTED TO MISS.
MOM'S NAPPING. DAD'S GETTING THE SCHVITZ.
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
TELL -- TELL THEM WHAT?
WE'VE GOT SINGAPORE HERE SOMEWHERE.
OH, NO.
WHAT? WE'RE SHORT ON TIME HERE. WE HAVEN'T UNLOADED.
I'LL CLEAR MY SCHEDULE.
BUT IT'S YOURS.
I BET IT'S THE PIZZA.
I'M A DISASTER WITH NAMES.
AND SING A MOTOWN SONG INTO OUR HAIRBRUSHES.
WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED.
OH, WAIT, WAIT! THIS IS IT!
NOPE, AND HE'S NOT GOING TO FOR AS LONG AS I CAN HELP IT.
"YES," HE SAYS, "IT'S LIKE FRANK COME TO LIFE."
YES.
COME ON IN.
FOR WHAT?
WHO SAID A HYPNOTIST HE KNEW THOUGHT A LIFE COACH WOULD BE RIGHT FOR ME,
LET'S GET THIS THING OUT OF THE HALLWAY.
IT'S OKAY.
SO IT'S NOT SAFE TO LEAVE ANYTHING AROUND HER ANYMORE.
AND YOU LOOK 21 -- CONVENIENT FOR BEER RUNS.
SO YOU'RE LEGALLY MARRIED?!
SHALL I HOLD A SIGN?
YOU MADE ME A MAMA'S GIRL. WHY DON'T I HATE YOU?
BUT DON'T GET RID OF THAT WASHER AND DRYER.
FOLLOWED BY THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS ORIENTATION
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. YOU CAN'T BORROW MY TRUCK.
IF YOU DON'T GET STANDARD TOMMY, GO TO PACO'S TACOS.