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WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN I PAGED YOU?
YES. HERE ARE YOUR KEYS.
IT'S COMMON SENSE. OH, THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE MOMENT, OR THE REST OF THE MAP GETS IT.
HI, LUKE.
IT DIDN'T REQUIRE A PERSONAL VISIT.
GOOD. GET YOUR CAMERA READY.
GO GET YOURSELF ONE.
SHE OPENED A PUPUSERIA IN BOISE.
THIRD FLOOR, BINGHAM, THROUGH THE GATE, MAKE A LEFT.
WHAT?!
WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?!
I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED
MR. DANES, I'M AN IMPATIENT MAN, A BUSY MAN,
THANKS. HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
BROADCASTING LIVE FROM A FOXHOLE IN TEHRAN WITH MY MOMMY.
TO AIR IT OUT.
'CAUSE I'LL NEED YOU THERE WITH ME.
SHE'S COMING.
ANYTHING. GO, GO.
I TOLD YOU TO GET IT BACK
MAYBE SHE'S LOST.
THIRD FLOOR, BINGHAM.
"YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE."
WAS THAT SOME GUY HOWLING?
DEWEY, CHEATHAM, AND HOWE.
OH? SHARE, SHARE.
WHOA, WHOA. HOLD IT A MINUTE.
YOU BORROWED HIS TRUCK AND IT'S A STICK.
YOU WANT TO SET IT OFF,
We've been here before. I recognize that tree.
WE'RE OUT OF CHINESE COMPLETELY, SO WE KNOW CHINESE IS POPULAR.
I'M SURE THEY DO. SEE YOU LATER, KIDDO.
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU WANT TO CRANK IT UP,
Bangsat
HELLO.
REALLY? IT WAS BARELY DRIBBLING OUT.
IS WITH HELP FROM CHIP, HIS REAL NAME, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
I'M NOT STARTING ANYTHING.
WHEN DID I BECOME ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
DID YOU SEE AN EMERGENCY EXIT?
YOU'RE LATE. I'M SORRY.
YOU'VE EATEN INDIAN FOOD,
[ Normal voice ] ME TOO. GET THE LIGHT.
SURE. THANKS.
YOUR STUDENT I.D.?
OH, GOODY, A GUY IN A SUIT.
THAT THE PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE CAMPUS AT SOME POINT.
SORRY.
NOT TINA, NOT FRANK JR., NOT BILL, BUT OLD BLUE EYES?"
FIRST FLOOR, DURFEE.
SHE GETS MORE DONE BEFORE 9:00 THAN OTHER PEOPLE DO ALL DAY.
AND I'M LIKE, "MY SIDE IS THE SIDE WITH THE LEG MISSING.
[ HOWLING CONTINUES ]
WHO ARE YOU?
COPPER BOOM.
I SHOULD HATE YOU, NOT MISS YOU. MAKE ME HATE YOU.
BECAUSE WHEN I THINK OF LUKE DANES, I THINK NOTHING.
[ MAN HOWLING ]
AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN MATTRESS.
YEAH, TOMORROW.
WHY IS THE MATTRESS STILL THERE?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW.
AND WOULDN'T STOP WATCHING ME, SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
OKAY, I'M LINING YOU UP. NOW LOOK CANDID.
Paris: I'M SURE THINGS CAN BE REARRANGED.
AND HE FELT VERY STRONGLY
IT SAYS "COME BACK" WITH A DOZEN EXCLAMATION POINTS.
IT'S THE NAME OF A CITY, LIKE ATHENS OR ROME OR SOMETHING.
COME ON! I CAN'T TAKE IT BACK TO YALE.
WE'LL BURN IT BEFORE WE DUMP IT --
IS VIETNAM EAST OR WEST OF THE PHILIPPINES?
IT'S "OH, LET'S DRINK A BEER AND WATCH THE GAME
I KNOW IT'S CHEESY, BUT JUST A COUPLE BARS --
HEY, RATE HIM, RATE HIM.
TO JUMP OUT OF THE BATHROOM BANGING TAMBOURINES.
SOME MOSAIC TILE, SOME COLORED BEADS --
I MAY CRY. DON'T DO THAT.
GIVE ME A HUG.
ARE YOU AN ATTORNEY? NO, SHE'S CARBON-BASED.