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THEY'RE BOTH MINE. I GET TO CHOOSE.
ODD, BUT NICE.
I FORGOT HIS NAME. IT'S THREE SYLLABLES.
LORELAI!
WHEN I SAID IT WAS MINE, IT'S NOT MINE.
COPPER BOOM.
UH...GO, HITLER.
FORGET THE CAMERA'S THERE. I'LL TRY.
WHAT A PIKER I'D BEEN COMPARED TO THE OTHER MOMS.
SOUNDS LIKE THE GUYS' FLOOR HAD SOME FUN TONIGHT, TOO.
HERE YOU GO.
IS ONLY GOING TO PROLONG THE PROCESS.
YES, THEY DO. I'M NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE, BUT --
OH, COME ON. THEY'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.
LET'S LOSE THE FREDDY'S MENUS,
WAS THIS DO-OVER JUSTIFIED OR WHAT?
TESS ALREADY HAD HER ANTENNA UP ABOUT THE MATTRESS,
BUT I WANT NOTHING FROM HER, SO THERE'S NOTHING TO SETTLE,
WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
WHEN I KNOW YOU BETTER,
OUT HE COMES. THERE GOES ANOTHER HOUR.
YEAH?
TO DISPOSE OF THE ONE THAT WAS ALREADY THERE.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE EMERGENCY EXITS."
UH, NO.
I CAN FIGHT FOR MY COUNTRY.
HEY.
UNFORTUNATELY. I'M RUSSELL BYNES.
WITHOUT THE MATTRESS GUARANTEED, THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY.
* IF YOU NEED
HEY, RORY. ISN'T TODAY YALE?
[ HOWLING CONTINUES ]
FOLLOWED BY THE OPTIONAL EXPRESS LUNCH, 12:00 TO 2:00,
NOT GIVING US YOUR LAWYER'S INFORMATION
AND THERE WENT AN HOUR OF OUR LIVES.
THE MATTRESS STAYS.
EVERYTHING'S SO FOREIGN.
Tertawa
ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED, YOU'LL WRITE IT DOWN, OKAY?
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.
"SALUTE TO BARRY WHITE NIGHT" WITHOUT A DISCO BALL.
YES, I DID.
NO. GO UNPACK THE SKIMPY AMOUNT OF STUFF I'VE GOTTEN YOU SO FAR,
OKAY, BUT MY OFFER STILL STANDS.
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER?
WALK OR TAKE THE SHUTTLE WHEN YOU CAN.
SAUSAGE WRAPPED IN A PANCAKE TIED TOGETHER WITH BACON.
LOOK AT ALL THESE GIRLS TOGETHER IN ONE ROOM, HAVING FUN.
IS THIS THE PLACE?
HEY, IF YOU WANT DON'S NUMBER, IT'S 555-5555.
BUT ONCE SHE HIT THE ROAD,
WHY DON'T YOU -- PARIS...
I'M GONNA BE RUNNING INTO PEOPLE IN THE BATHROOM.
GOD HE’S SO POSSESSIVE ABOUT HIS STUPID BITCOIN
COPPER BOOM. COPPER BOOM.
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
TERRENCE IS MY LIFE COACH.
WELL, VERONICA, ACTUALLY. SORRY.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE NOT STARTING.
HE'S PROBABLY BUSY TAPING HIS CARMEN ELECTRA POSTER UP
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES,
I WAS JUST SETTING UP MY CRAFTS CORNER --
IT USED TO BE A TOUCH OF MASCARA,
IT'S FUN.