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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh...
BURNS: I want you to know
-A-yup. -A-nope.
Cletus, about your helium.
The only seats are next to him.
Hey, you harm my friend,
¶ Ooh, we're sharing some grits ¶
Hmm. Perhaps it takes an idiot to catch an idiot.
I've let myself go.
Here's mine.
-(chittering) -(yelps)
to suck the helium into them thar Mylar balloons.
Runt, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 'Sup, Mom?
What's the point of that?
He called on me!
-Or what? -Hmm.
The plumbers we hired to replace it are very inefficient.
-Aw. -His wisdom regarding your mystery balloon gas
All right, Spuckler, you've got helium, which I want.
Are you the pain guy or the laugh guy?
We didn't want to leave a mark that Cletus could see.
Now, don't scare him. It sours up the flavor.
Goons, get him.
How long have you been selling balloons?
Come on.
that makes it official.
(upbeat cabaret music playing)
While I slept, I said, "Extra large."
-What do you think? -(whimpers)
you ain't getting balloon one of my helium.
But I told my wife I said, "Sexy Marge."
that's only been nice to me.
-(grunts) -(groans)
cheating me out of their home.