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Also something I would watch instead of cricket.
That's a joke. They are.
Okay? It's-it's spiritual.
I've been modeling different types of dark matter
You're kidding. You slept with her?
What you got there?
Well, you know, we geologists
Why do you keep doing that with your face?
even when you really, really should.
So I called off the engagement and moved out here.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
referring to how sexually promiscuous you were.
by color, viscosity
(ringtone playing)
but we just bumped into each other last night and hit it off.
Is that other person me, and does it happen in the bedroom,
just because we understand the mechanisms
and he walked away from you.
nothing else should matter.
I'll take the baby. She's less emasculating.
Plus, I don't know how you're gonna screw it up,
She just wants to keep things casual.
I just, I hate when someone assumes two people are dating
So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me.
(scoffs): Oh...
"G"-- Oh, no, that's not gonna work.
Where are you?
What changed your mind?