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Know where we're going?
Yeah. Better no guy than the wrong guy, that's for sure.
Tell you what. Tomorrow, I'll bring home the Fisherman's Nuggets with cheese.
- No problem. - Maybe not for you.
- He can't afford a hotel. - Why are you defending him?
Oh, this is worse then, is it? This is you tellin' me...
We started talking. First about tactics, missions, stuff like that.
The whole husband-wife tag-team demon-fighting thing?
Buffy. Wait! Buffy!
You have been tracking this thing as a couple for two days straight,
- Can you shut him up? - Not so far.
My first firefight, I met Riley.
is that job security all boils down to one simple thing.
So our wedding... is not our marriage.
I know that.
See, this seating chart makes no sense. We have to do it again.
Well, gotta motor. Don't wanna be late for night school.
Gone, as in, there's nothing left.
Yeah. Just follow the villages with nothing in them but body parts.
I'm sorry this is all so sudden. If we get a minute, I'd like to sit down...
Let me guess.
- Human? - His traffic isn't.
- You know Machiavelli? - Tall guy, bleached mullet, day shifts?
Buffy.
- Why not? - Dawn.
I noticed.
Lots of 'em. Money's been exchanged.
- We need a way to contain those things... - Riley!
- The wedding. - Which will be over soon.
You know, vampires in the general population sense.
Riley talks about me?
They were working the dark magics, and... got addicted.
Oh, God.
They're breeders, Buffy. One turns into ten. Ten become a hundred.
But if I did call she wouldn't hang up on me.
- Some vamp get rough with you? - He's not getting any gentler.
It's the fear of getting caught, then?
- Are we havin' a conversation? - What? No!
No.
I can't do the magics.
The plan was to track it, let the demon take us to its nest.
This isn't the way I wanted it, but something's come up. Somthing big.
Now, I'm not advertising this to the missis... but you're still quite the hottie.
Nepal.
Look... You think this was easy for me?
and this takes a while,