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from the online dating pool of DC women ages 25 to 30
All right, hit "POTUS SUV."
I was the first woman vice president.
Now I can't... I can't finish my chicken piccata.
I mean, why do you make it so goddamn complicated?
I hope one of them is changing out of that shroud of urine.
Oh!
- And voila. - There you go, babe.
- Okay, fine, you're hired. - Oh, congratulations!
'cause, you know, he was also a part-termer.
Maybe a female candidate.
- The girl will be different. - Jesus, Kent.
Well, Amy Brookheimer just hung up on me.
Former fuckers.
How dare you, Buddy Calhoun?
Oh, my God! God, that's cold!
Selina, we're talking about your legacy for the ages.
Jesus Christ.
This is for trapping me in a job
to all colors of the sexual spectrum.
I was standing right there and Furlong didn't invite me
I did not do this,
Okay? Can I count on your vote?
Just trying to keep still in case I'm in the painting.
Oh, well, that's not gonna happen.
Fuck that dated paradigm!
It doesn't matter. She's dead. Who cares?
- Wear something tight. - Huh?
that would enjoy ogling your Walter Cronkite,
All right! Oh!
..and the recent revelations of widespread abuse
It would show that you listened if you made a public show of embracing her.
- What, are you on the rag? - Calm down, sir.
- You know, maybe I should go. - Kristal, it's fine.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank you. - You know, go ahead and order a dessert.
Helen signed an NDA.
It's a piddly DUI.
you are unstable and manipulative,
in this "trifuckta."
You were crying and crying 'cause you wanted Daddy and I to get back together.
Unlikely. There's only four.
- Yeah, that was a good edit. - Right?
It did.