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God, I wish there were some way we could do this without men.
No, you're not in the painting. Come here.
- Gary, you go fast. - Yep!
She's telling the world about how she was blowing Andrew
Why don't you use Gary's sperm? It's just sitting there gathering dust.
That sweaty pederast has ruined more kids than the Common Core.
It's in the "Post" and getting traction elsewhere.
It may look sunny,
I'd budget for four.
- Ugh. - What?
Also, estimates for construction are coming in at $300 million.
Turns out the guy was actually a mentally ill felon.
you're just gonna lie there with your BlackBerry
I want you to start lining up architects.
We're just gonna look for a sperm donor.
with every aspect of his company.
but to me, it looks like local morning news
Congratulations. So, which one of you is the carrier?
Chardonnay on the quad after Julia Child Day?
Yeah, holla, holla, holla.
until Mommy and I figure out our new co-living arrangements.
and see what I wrote before, like in a suspense movie.
Son of a bitch. I'm gonna go broke paying for all those dates.
Hey, just so you guys know,
We had to extend to the greater Baltimore, Arlington, Alexandria area
- Yeah. - Really good edit.
No.
Look, Lee...
You're just, like...
They just happened to be chatting amongst themselves.
You told me to find all the pictures of you.
TBD... here at Smith.
Question... do you have any current pictures of your mother?
The Selina Meyer Presidential Library
Not one fucking word.
and not in line with the values of Yale.
And I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
not unregistered sex offenders.
why don't you and I go out to dinner, okay,
Now he's just going on and on for no apparent reason.
Doesn't get lower than that, does it?
I bet if I take you home to bed,
Well, I'll tell you something, if this were my library,
- We're going with Smith. - Ellen. Have you guys seen Ellen?
- Very exciting stuff. - What fun!
so I'm heading to DC.
No, ma'am, it's mostly about how Andrew pursued her,
Okay, Helen, I'm so sorry. Can we just take another five?
Well, they're mad at you for victim-blaming Helen
You know, one time, I tried hitting on a girl at a Laundromat.
How the fuck long was that kid here for?
- Sure! - You have a rockin' body.