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You're being ridiculous.
I am so sorry about the protest out there.
We're gonna get her dessert to go.
renders him completely unbouffable.
that you and Buzz Lightyear would win this election
and I will be passing bills by day and smashing gash by night.
I don't understand how a guy who never cracked a book can open up a library.
maybe this isn't a good time
Well, I guess AIDS had a good run.
Thank you, ma'am.
and Andy would play with you again?
I wanna see him cry again.
I think that title is a bit of a word salad.
That's probably to her boyfriend.
No.
- Yeah. - Oh, my goodness, you're so funny!
- You are the worst. - Oh.
Hey, who are we meeting with again today?
What?
Ma'am, bad news. Helen Wright is going public with you firing her.
like, it works just fine.
You wanna see my big, blue balls? This is them!
Maybe trim that last part about women.
Hughes literally grabbed this chopper the day you left office.
- Go back to where we were with that. - Yeah.
on what this cocksuck of a country did to me.
- What is this snapping? - as allegations of sexual misconduct
I'm sorry, could you move your head a little bit more to the light, ma'am?
- No. - I'd say call it a night.
warden of eternal light,
- I don't think I was confused. - Good for you.
Thank you, Mom.
- I just... I can't believe it. - Look at us.
That's not for them, that's for me.
Why are you even here?!
Remember that we have the fundraiser
David Sloane, hedge fund manager. He's in for a million.
Sir, can I have the check...?
No, no, no, I want a goddamn
The first couple of years are the toughest, but...
- Oh. - Sorry to interrupt.
But that's my job.
Uh, sweatshirt. Yeah, that's what we call it in my family.
Second message... "You came so much.
taking pictures in front of Air Force One.