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- I'm sorry, that was too much. - way out of line.
- Great. - Wow!
I got one theory.
smiling like Lobotomy Barbie
but when my opponent spreads lies about my wife?
- Oh, no. - Okay.
Gigi Pell. God, that's a blast from the past.
Your outfits alone are gonna be a wing.
- You are the fucking devil! - Jesus Christ, he's crazy!
I'm sure that there are some bored housewives out there
Well, you can pack up your crayons and get the fuck out of here.
than single politicians.
1.5 if we can get his dyslexic daughter into Smith.
Wait a minute, what? One of you is pregnant?
- You're fired. - Tough break, buddy.
and sent it to me by mistake.
- Oh, my God. - Gary.
That's right.
Oh!
from the Meyer Fund to the library?
- I'm here, Mike! I'm going to hide again! - Oh, shit!
- It's great, right? - I don't think this is working.
in his women's prisons that he owns in New York.
- There's your answer. - Carry on.
- That is not about you. - You don't think I have balls?
Fuck Yale University.
but as a nephew of a survivor of the Holocaust...
the Coney Island Polar Bear Club is really earning its name this year.
- But, you know, the male-dominated media... - Yes.
Okay, who else do we know that went to Yale that can help us out?
to his little power broker dinner party.
he's 28 feet tall and only bathes once a year.
The Lincoln Memorial has been undergoing its annual cleaning,
The President of Smith College, Regina Pell.
That's why it's so vital
- Okay. - Um...
for you to get pregnant.
- Do me a favor. - Sure, man.
Will you play that back?
- in flux. - fucked.
- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah, yeah, thank you.
What did Yale say? What did they say exactly?
- How dare you? - No, he isn't.
I want a library.
Dessert, then. I got a sweet tooth.
They're bespoke tailored.
I'm on my way to check it out.
I appreciate that. Means a lot.
I mean, if it came to that.
Well, I just didn't wanna tell you "I told you so," but...
Okay, great.
who's standing by her man,
- What size are you? - Me? Large.
and I always have been,