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Well, we could had we paid her.
Oh, my God.
- Because you didn't. - Okay.
Well, maybe get her to write the check. Get 5.1 out of him.
I've been standing here the entire time, ma'am.
- What? - Gary.
And speaking of politics,
You have three text messages from Helen Wright.
- Mostly the piece. - Hey, Jane!
I mean, there isn't a tampon in the world...
You remain in detention on the Ethics Committee
Oh.
Let's catch up later.
'cause those ecotards love that shit.
- You wanna see them? - Sir.
I mean, I don't really give a shit.
- My pen's just out of ink. - Let's go.
and they go in and they grab the testicle,
- Oh, wow! - Mm-hmm.
- Is that my phone? - No, my pants didn't vibrate.
I think just since today, but I can't be sure.
Whoo-hoo, right?
- An institution. - Selina Meyer belongs in an institution.
Oh, what did you envision, Woody,
Andrew fucks me in a way I really enjoy.
but maybe this isn't the best fit.
And he is intimately involved
That's our first woman president, y'all!
absolutely, positively.
Oh, that is your color.
I just wanted to see how you were doing.
with the rest of the special ed Breakfast Club.
For somebody with broken English, she was real uppity.
Okay.
for Andrew's behavior.
There's a guy driving drunk on the state flag
Minority Leader Furlong, with Congressman Shields' retirement,
Mm-hmm.
- It was a spa. - Let's do this!
- Oh! - Ah, President Meyers.
- Well, obviously... - Denise! I'd cut it.
"Not the best fit" the piece or "not the best fit" you and me?
Thank you.
you're gonna be a grand... ma'am.
But now it is time to focus on the issues at hand
- Does the library have a name? - It's the Selina Meyer
- I apologize. - Phallus!
What? There is zero inbreeding in my family.
A woman president, women's college,
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Jane, this piece was your idea. I didn't even wanna do it.
I believe she is with President Hughes and the other formers
Scandal continues to dog Selina Meyer...
You found what?