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- Of course. - All right, so who's hungry?
That is just the sweetest thing.
- Come on, get out of here! - Stop it.
Guess what, I got balls. I got big, blue balls.
Those babies are so delicious, I could eat them.
How do you get this to read the texts and emails out loud?
were able to remove the mass without a full mastectomy,
Not that it matters,
Just five for a second. No, Gary knows how to do this.
and then there's this nickname stuff.
I really wanna have a reflecting pool someplace
if you get his cousin off the no-fly list.
Okay, I can't look at you, Cape Fear,
Let me tell you something,
to say that they're powered by my clean energy initiative
I was a two-term senator.
three hours from New York.
No, that's like Princess Di hiring Camilla Parker Bowles to be her limo driver.
couple-three drinks, standard hayjay in the cab home,
- Do you wanna label any of these boxes? - No!
"look at the size of my dick,"
- Tell 'em why, Will. - I'm fortunate to be odious
- President Meyer! - Hello. Hey!
I, uh... I'm so sorry, but, you know, a job's a job.
If only the American people could've known you for your sense of humor
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
Fuck Yale University.
with a strong interest in marriage to you in particular.
Gary, you gotta give Mike one of your shirts.
Ma'am,
You know, you're using an awful lot of paint for down there.
at this fundraising gang bang tonight?
I'm not really comfortable with that kind of language.
Wendy's mom couldn't babysit today.
Things aren't always as black and white as they may seem.
- Oh, my God. - No, no, we're not hiding anymore.
to raise so much money so quickly.
- Speaking of, Dad, Mom... - Gary.
to prison conditions.
God, I'm really starting to understand this whole lesbian thing now.
What nickname stuff are you talking about?
Congressman, being a bachelor in this town
Fine. Find me Mrs. Ryan.
they just can't help themselves.
Oh, you are bad!
You know, it might not be a bad idea.
- Ah, Mr. Splett. - Ma'am, I found one.
Oh, she's too much!
- Mm. - mm...
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