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This is thrilling news!
- Yes. - So...
You can call me "Mom."
Well, that would quiet them down.
you will need a committed partner, specifically, a woman.
Well, we got a "maybe" in Delaware.
Mm-hmm, sure.
- Did you wanna hang that? - Yeah.
- No justice, no library! - I understand everything.
As long as he promises not to blow up my library,
- Andrew gave it to me. - Ma'am, could you please stop dancing?
- Wait till she crosses her legs. - Sure, okay.
Then you sent me to etiquette camp.
If Catherine's uterus is as loamy as the doctor says,
- Uh, Kent. - Will.
I watch you when I'm on the treadmill.
means you're gayer than a TV evangelist.
I was a congresswoman.
So, what is it? Speak, Professor X-Gayvier.
How did that happen?
Oh, yeah, you're all hot and juicy now.
I understand you girls have some questions
And I want all the touch screens
'Cause I'm just... I'm framing out your dress right now.
I mean, I'm just... you know, although in that case,
is not going the way I envisioned it.
I've got some exciting ideas.
- Hi! - This is my friend Dan,
Now, that being said, he had no idea what was going on.
Wait, that wasn't on the schedule.
In Nevada, that's practically a resume builder.
I think we need to tone down...
swirl around her ex-husband, Andrew Meyer.
Every potential mate has been preselected