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big enough to soak up that mess out there, my God.
Honestly, it could've gone worse.
- That's crazy? - Can I say something?
- That's from her father. - Yeah.
Where's la presidenta?
Do you want to hear the messages?
We're looking forward to seeing you and your lovely wife on Saturday.
I mean, can we reallocate some of the money
And of course you would be offered a full tenured professorship.
Ma'am, may I get one with you and the first ladies?
How is an ex-president's ex moving back in with her
Madame President, you look stunning in white.
Hey, guys, wait for me!
Except, you know, it doesn't quite sound right,
Hey, if it isn't Congressman Jonah Ryan of New Hampshire.
It's just an unfinished basement, and he's just fucking with you.
I'm the only living president who doesn't have one.
Ooh, easy! Easy, pretty lady.
Then they asked for a donation to their annual fund. How much do we send?
We just can't get our hands on it right now.
- Get on the hood. - Ow! Oh!
- Sure. - Okay.
- But, Amy, do you think that... - Ma'am, I gotta go.
Richard, you slow down. It'll look like I'm not running.
People are gonna think you're the hot, young babysitter.
- Okay, ma'am. Oh, sorry. - What are you doing?
Oh, wait, you may not wanna look out the window.
Okay, so who's the big swinging dick
with Chardonnay.
so that he could look taller.
Call me after the fundraiser."
Yes, where you learned to interrupt, evidently.
I did. I can call my RA. We're still pretty close.
Hey, Dad, can you move your desk?
Oh, you can get a dessert or an appetizer, but not both.
- Dresses, belts... - Now, look,
They said the Sherman Tanz pardon was unsavory
Right?
If there's one thing I learned in the Air National Guard,
- Of course you work out. - It's just Dan.
God damn it! I hate homophobia.