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You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
He'll save every one of us!
Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole?
Oh, my God!
Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.
when you and I are getting fucked up
Holy shit! What?
You know I love you.
Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
It works out so much better for you
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
when Boston children gather together
Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.
Me uh... And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?
that changed his life forever.
Illumination!
How you doing? Good to meet you.
Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11.
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it!
All day, every day. Just awful.
No Mexicans, though.
Doing so much more
just to make your girlfriend happier...
Jesus, you look fantastic.
Let's all be best friends.
You don't think she's going to be
ILLUMINATION
Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment.
You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey?
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.
See, that's why I watch these things.
But, Lori, I need to see you in my office.
What, like anal?
who sold 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere.
MAN: asshole!
I love my sixpence Better than my life
That's a great story I felt like I was there
You're mine, Ted!
GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?
Of course. Jews are welcome.
Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
Lori, please, I love you.
Like One Of Those Gay Beat-Up Clubs Or Something
I got you, motherfucker.
So, where is donald Trump today?
You pay for wall!
Oh, Jesus!
so I know what you're going through.
What is what?
He's very, very special to me.
Why The Fuck Would He Say That
Well, I am a former celebrity in a minimum wage job.
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?
I know.. Im a little fucked up
We gotta get you a job.
He talks!
Hello, Teddy.
(CHUCKLES)
You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing.
You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court.
Let's sing the thundersong. All right.
I guess I didn't think about that.
Uh...
and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so...
I need the police right away.
Finally
I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints.
It has been said that magic vanished from our world
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
I'm trying to walk a line, here.
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up
submitted here is the story of a little boy
Sam Jones is here, and, John,
(COUGHING)
Fuck you, Rick! You can suck my dick
Illumination! Illumination!
if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.
Pee
Our life. And he can't.
Lori, what...
Could legitimately say this tonight
Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry,
You know, there's an Asian family living next door
Look, I was...
I don't know. Where is he?
and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
(SCREAMS)
You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party.
and that kid who I think is his son,
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
(SNARLS)
No peeking, now, or you'll get kid cancer.
(GASPS) Ooh!
yes, the boys is homophobic. you'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (especially s3e1) and didnt just watch clips
You re my best fiends
Johnny, I'm frightened.
Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow.
Uh...
I think I need to clear the air here a little.
Hey, wanna go out? No.
Ted,
You’re full of shit. Oh yeah!
To step up and change such a huge part of your life
My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Look, I know it sucks, okay?
Oh, shit!
a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now.
Okay, get ready.
Marilyn? No.
Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.
I don't want to work at a grocery store.
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me.
What's the matter? Is he okay?
Up the dog's ass, right?
Yeah. What do you mean? Anybody can come.
I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
John! May I speak with you, please?
Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am.
I don't understand.
Are you out here all alone?
Encesta Kareem!... Que idiota Kareem...
Hug me and billy and Mandy And the Simpsons and max and ruby
Thanks for coming by.
(ALL CHEERING)
Oh, thank you. Thanks.
I really don't care, as long as we're together.
How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Yeah. What happened?
This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett,
I need.
(COUGHS)
You son of a bitch!
Ow damn Leeland stop spanking my ass!
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
(CHEERING)
Is that cannibalism?
This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?
Shit! Yes!
He taught us right from wrong, good from evil.
"Thunder buddies for life," remember?
(SIGHS)
"What's going on with Lori?"
the lady that can snatch him up.
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.
So I’m alittle ducked