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Will do.
and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.
Illumination!
This movie sucks! The Boys and Johnny Test are a gazillion times better
but I'm really happy that you were.
so I'm always interested in meeting
(CHUCKLES)
CYDEEH WHEN HE SEES THE HAIR I JUST WANNA EFFIN BRUSH IT!
Right.
They're worth, like, a million dollars.
LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)
There she is. I was worried you weren't coming.
How was work?
What did I do?
Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder
That’s a weird friggen question.
well, that's just a bonus.
Thank you For creeping up my night
Welcome back, Ted.
Barry! Snap the fuck out it and run!
Even more than me.
ah mas dame duro ah ah
(GROANS)
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.
Oh, God, that was so good!
This was a nice evening.
Had no intention to do
What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm.
Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.
eleven, twelve, thirteen...
Hola
Don't know her name. Seems cute.
Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.
(GRUNTING)
I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.
(HONKING)
You're right.
but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.
If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word
And Jesus be with you... Okay.
Just tell him you don't feel well.
NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle
if you keep wasting time with Ted.
It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Do I dare look a clock?
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
And don't worry, I'll do my very best
It's Lance Armstrong's nut.
Oh, fuck you!
boobs
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
No! You can never cook with that hand again!
It doesn't sound very mellow.
and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?
My Junk is squished by the TV.
Timmy tuts-fucking-spin!!
Thank you, Rex. Thank you.
That's a good one.
Who are you?
I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Who did this to us?
Hi, Norah Jones.
Oh, my God!
Tom Brady could do that.
Hello?
What's that?
What? I'm acting like a cock?
(APPLAUSE)
Tom Brady could do that!
Ah!
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
JOHN: Yeah.
Where are you going?
comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...
I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.
You're not a very polite guest, are you?
I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.
You’re My Best Friend John
You my best friends
I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.
Okay, how do you remember it?
I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face.
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work.
And unless you're too blind to notice,
You owe me lobster money.
I know you will.
Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES)
Fucking Becky? No.
They're not that bad.
No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Yeah.
We're going to die. We're all going to die.
was sweeping the nation.
The Save-Ums Movie! May 18 2029 Rated R
And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."
Let's do some shots.
Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish.
We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
I am so fake-happy for her.
Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!
Jesus! Lori was right.
What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here.
Go away, Bennett! Bennett! Get lost right now, my friend!
Get him!
(WATER BUBBLING)
Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed.
B B
So bad, but so good.
Teddy rux fucking pin!
(Sobbing) Why Are You Crying
Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?
Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to...
Get out of here, Bennett!
(SOBBING) Why are you crying?
and went on to become
Hey Yes?
Ted!
You wanna play with the Sega genesis.
Black Lives Matter singers; call the military international Color guard
"Gorilla Panic,"
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
You look dapper.
Is it a hugging gun?
more than anything in the world,
It’s not my fault she can’t speak English.
(TED GRUNTING)
Baby, please ask Ted to move out
What?
(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
That's not how I remember it.
Steven and Mario are fighting in the hotel
I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!
@james64 i love that song and its so epic and awesome
Say that one more time.
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.
Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.
Out of control. He's such a sleaze.
Donny was arrested by Boston police
(METAL SCRAPING)