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Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?
and something called, "This is Permanent."
Oh, God! Ah, what?
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
For what?
THE SAVE-UMS! REBOOT (2030) COMING SOON IN NETFLIX AND ON PEACOCK
Can I just get a Hug?
I love You Fergy!
he's not your only friend anymore.
What That's what
Really? Really?
cógeme duro
ted ted
Name that movie.
You did everything you could.
Move, sucker!
That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?
Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!
Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,
God damn I’m gonna eat huy
I'm taking you to the best place in town.
There's supposed to be three registers open.
TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN
(SIGHS)
Come on. Give him a chance.
That took guts. We need guts.
I just come up here and I look at it.
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?
Teddy rux-fucking pin!
Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here
LORI: Oh!
Sir, and madam, here is your dessert
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
John.
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,
Illumination!
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.
Illumination. Illumination!
You asshole!
Illumination!
with the goal of restarting his film career.
Hang gm
I was not a popular child.
There is a shit on my floor!
Hey, Greenbaum!
and really slowly de-limbing you
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)
That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST
Jesus H. Crist!
Super Mario bros Steven universe
She's your thunder buddy now.
(GUESTS CHEERING)
I'm so sorry.
It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.
F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick
All the time.
Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.
Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.
What the hell is this?
As you can see, my dance card is quite full.
I might be gay I don’t know…
Let's go!
Do you mind covering for me for a bit?
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
Wow, cool.
and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.
Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
I was gone before she woke up.
(SINGING)
I would never, ever, ever say no to him.
You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.
Lori,
I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.
Teddy!
Fuck you JAKE
He was like a ragdoll.
Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?
and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up
What? Excuse me?
Because in a month, my life could be your life.
Can we talk about this another time,
And if you're miserable and you hate it
Out of a Boston suburb
Illumination!
Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?
Cars!
Don't talk shit to me.
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
All right, Kareem!
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
White trash name. Guess.
everybody should suck your asshole, or something?
Hey, Ted.
Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.
Polly Joe
Company's turning 20, huh?
Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying
Yeah.
when you tell him Grandma died.
You and me have been together for 27 years.
What do you mean "girlfriends"?
Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.
Jesus H. Fuck!
Oh, uh. No.
Yeah, Bennett get lost.
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.
I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...
Sure.
When you don't look, you find
Good morning.
My mushing is not that bad…
No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I love hide and seek. I'll hide.
F**k!
Thank you. I'll be back.
Yeah, I don't feel so good.
I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?
Show us how, Flash.
He knows he screwed up huge
We sure did.
I realize that. Good.
Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.
Got some shit to do today
It's working for me.
Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!
John picked the perfect night to make a wish.
Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,
Tom Brady could do that.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
if you thought I was fucking retarded.
Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.
Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.
What is what?
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
Huh?
I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.
Taking a cab. I'm going home.
and champagne.
My name is Wan Ming.
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.