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I don't deserve you.
(LAUGHS)
What the hell you problem?
C for Cocaine
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome
That's the new checkout girl.
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
I have no designs on your girlfriend.
Like what?
What are you doing here?
I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
TED: No, no.
and maybe take some of the heat off you.
and you get my job when I go to corporate next month.
to prove that he can be something more than a jerk.
John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?
Do you want to go get a drink after this?
Okay. See you later.
R
This guy took my teddy bear.
and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm
What a c**t.
I want to scare the shit out of somebody.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
ho me vengo
Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.
Me, too. Yeah?
You break my wall! I break you wall!
Teddy?
I love you, too, Teddy.
No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
For what?
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep last night.
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine.
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)
and be an adult here, for Lori's sake.
I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Hi. Hi.
Damn It!
Well, here I am.
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
Listen, I just want to say thank you.
Illumination
What the hell?
When Steven saw the universe of saved day
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
or are you just happy to see me?
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him.
We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks.
Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's.
You ever hang a garage door With Tom Skerritt?
Teddy rux fucking pin!
(YELLING)
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
Baltic? Czech?
trumps going jail trumps going to jail jail jail
Yeah, Rex is having a house party
Fuck your Shoreman
Yeah.
It's said that magic is being vanished from our world can no longer be found. Oh, my God. I live in the United States. I live in the planet Earth.
Britney? Tiffany? No. No.
If we were together, our babies would be spectacular.
Fuck, I can%!
Ma'am Jones. Thank you.
about Channing Tatum's index finger.
a long time ago,
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Than falling...
Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.
You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.
he'll never be scared of thunder again.
Get lost Bennett
(BOTH LAUGHING)
we got to start planning it now.
I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man.
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative.
Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
Lori, hey, you're home early.
Like, where are you from?
What's going on?
Oh, my God!
Oh.
I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago.
We gotta go bald.
I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.
Just a man with a man's courage
Well, you're welcome.
Uh-oh.
Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.
See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.
Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
We wait fucking ice cream
I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.
I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
That’s a weird fucking question
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Savior of the universe!
BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared
You owe me lobster money
So it keeps going
Jesus h heck
I might be gay I don’t know…
Boom! That's me and Skerritt!
Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.
You're not very tolerant, huh?
Look, Lori, you want him to be a man.
See I told you Garfield's eyes look like a pair of t**s
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world
This is Art Get it?
No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
You were right.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Hug me and billy and Mandy a
I'm an asshole, I know that.
I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere.
You, me and Lori, and what's her name?
Hey, wanna go out. No.
But, Dad... Get over here!
Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare
Lori ever fart in front of you?
Hey, Ellen.
how great Lori's hair always looks.
I mean, look at Haiti.
You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping?
What the hell is this?
Ted! Johnny!
Come share this with me.
Oh.